When you get cut in a street fight and you try to convince everyone that it was from a clash of heads.
You know you watch too much boxing...
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You constantly say "Definitely" when speaking to people.
When you see a homie you extend your fist and attempt to touch knuckles.
You have your own corner man at work.
When at the bar and you see a really drunk guy, you say he's Down For the Count.
If you ever get hurt, you brush it off as a Flash Knockdown.
When you see little kids you automatically go into the Peek-a-Boo style
You throw Pitty-pat-joe-calzaghe punches at your girlfriend to express your effection.
You rate everything by Pound for Pound standards. Example, "Pound 4 Pound, I got Jessica Alba over J-Lo any day."
You refer to your dumb friend as being Punch-drunk
You use the term ***** Street on the regular. Example, "Dog, that guy that just hit his head is definitely walking on ***** Street."
When listing your own personal qualities, you say you have great Ring Generalship.
When you trick someone into doing something you tell them afterwords you gave them the old Rope a Dope.
Whenever you have a close call you say you were Saved By the Bell
You refer to left handed people as being a Southpaw.
You use the term Throw In the Towel whenever you're ready to quit.
When you meet a new girl you like you list them in your phonebook as being a "top prospect" (used this one in a different thread too).Last edited by ИATAS; 08-06-2008, 10:47 AM.Comment
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every time a lady tries to talk to you, you tell her "i don't speak with women unless they perform sexual favors for me"Comment
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I do that anyway.You constantly say "Definitely" when speaking to people.
When you see a homie you extend your fist and attempt to touch knuckles.
You have your own corner man at work.
When at the bar and you see a really drunk guy, you say he's Down For the Count.
If you ever get hurt, you brush it off as a Flash Knockdown.
When you see little kids you automatically go into the Peek-a-Boo style
You throw Pitty-pat-joe-calzaghe punches at your girlfriend to express your effection.
You rate everything by Pound for Pound standards. Example, "Pound 4 Pound, I got Jessica Alba over J-Lo any day."
You refer to your dumb friend as being Punch-drunk
You use the term ***** Street on the regular. Example, "Dog, that guy that just hit his head is definitely walking on ***** Street."
When listing your own personal qualities, you say you have great Ring Generalship.
When you trick someone into doing something you tell them afterwords you gave them the old Rope a Dope.
Whenever you have a close call you say you were Saved By the Bell
You refer to left handed people as being a Southpaw.
You use the term Throw In the Towel whenever you're ready to quit.Comment
to your mom..
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