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  • jack_the_rippuh
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    #51
    When you get cut in a street fight and you try to convince everyone that it was from a clash of heads.

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    • T-97
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      #52
      Originally posted by jack_the_rippuh
      When you get cut in a street fight and you try to convince everyone that it was from a clash of heads.
      An demand a rematch..

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      • Chunk..
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        #53
        Originally posted by jack_the_rippuh
        When you get cut in a street fight and you try to convince everyone that it was from a clash of heads.

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        • ИATAS
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          #54
          You constantly say "Definitely" when speaking to people.

          When you see a homie you extend your fist and attempt to touch knuckles.

          You have your own corner man at work.

          When at the bar and you see a really drunk guy, you say he's Down For the Count.

          If you ever get hurt, you brush it off as a Flash Knockdown.

          When you see little kids you automatically go into the Peek-a-Boo style

          You throw Pitty-pat-joe-calzaghe punches at your girlfriend to express your effection.

          You rate everything by Pound for Pound standards. Example, "Pound 4 Pound, I got Jessica Alba over J-Lo any day."

          You refer to your dumb friend as being Punch-drunk

          You use the term ***** Street on the regular. Example, "Dog, that guy that just hit his head is definitely walking on ***** Street."

          When listing your own personal qualities, you say you have great Ring Generalship.

          When you trick someone into doing something you tell them afterwords you gave them the old Rope a Dope.

          Whenever you have a close call you say you were Saved By the Bell

          You refer to left handed people as being a Southpaw.

          You use the term Throw In the Towel whenever you're ready to quit.

          When you meet a new girl you like you list them in your phonebook as being a "top prospect" (used this one in a different thread too).
          Last edited by ИATAS; 08-06-2008, 10:47 AM.

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          • T-97
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            #55
            When you are on here all day every day..

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            • Live Dog
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              #56
              When you want to beat the living piss out of anyone with a Tapout shirt on. Guy or girl....

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              • the_godslayer
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                #57
                Originally posted by T-97
                When you are on here all day every day..


                Thats the one ^^^

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                • DuttyAlacrity
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                  #58
                  every time a lady tries to talk to you, you tell her "i don't speak with women unless they perform sexual favors for me"

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                  • Chunk..
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                    #59
                    Originally posted by natas206
                    You constantly say "Definitely" when speaking to people.

                    When you see a homie you extend your fist and attempt to touch knuckles.

                    You have your own corner man at work.

                    When at the bar and you see a really drunk guy, you say he's Down For the Count.

                    If you ever get hurt, you brush it off as a Flash Knockdown.

                    When you see little kids you automatically go into the Peek-a-Boo style

                    You throw Pitty-pat-joe-calzaghe punches at your girlfriend to express your effection.

                    You rate everything by Pound for Pound standards. Example, "Pound 4 Pound, I got Jessica Alba over J-Lo any day."

                    You refer to your dumb friend as being Punch-drunk

                    You use the term ***** Street on the regular. Example, "Dog, that guy that just hit his head is definitely walking on ***** Street."

                    When listing your own personal qualities, you say you have great Ring Generalship.

                    When you trick someone into doing something you tell them afterwords you gave them the old Rope a Dope.

                    Whenever you have a close call you say you were Saved By the Bell

                    You refer to left handed people as being a Southpaw.

                    You use the term Throw In the Towel whenever you're ready to quit.
                    I do that anyway.

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                    • T-97
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                      #60
                      When a guy gets tough with you, your responce is "60-40 i kick yo ass!"

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