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  • The_Bull
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    #221
    When you replay a clip of an inspirational KO and imagine yourself doing that to some one in a streetfight with somebody you hate.

    When you shadowbox, you act like you slipped a punch (Sweet Pea style) and you grin.

    When in a streetfight you start out on your toes.

    Throw bodyshots in a street fight when the fight just started.

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    • leppard365
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      #222
      when you're about to sit at the dining table and you jab your brother in the stomach because he was open to a body shot

      when you go out for a jog and you pretend HBO 24/7 are filming you for an upcoming fight between you and Floyd Mayweather Jr

      when someone asks you to describe yourself in a few words you say 'My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable'

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      • Snuff Armstrong
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        #223
        When you can remember Erik Morales first championship against Daniel Zaragoza like yesterday.

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        • Snuff Armstrong
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          #224
          When you throw your hands up with anybody and notice they're in a southpaw position so you immediately try to put your front foot outside of theirs.

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          • Madvillain
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            #225
            You get a tattoo on your face and threaten to eat your coworkers children.

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            • -MAKAVELLI-
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              #226
              when hosting a department meeting and referring to small incremental Q1 revenue as 'working the body in the early rounds'



              yes...i said it and only 3 people of the 15 in the room got it...those 3 got treated to lunch last friday

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              • MindBat
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                #227
                When you pull out the Plaster of Paris and mullet wig for all future fights.

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                • bighands
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                  #228
                  When you wear your gloves while shoveling the snow, lol.

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                  • dans
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                    #229
                    When you're not watching boxing, you're here talking about boxing.

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                    • MaD RoBoT
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                      #230
                      When u name ur son "Pretty Boy"

                      When u watch a martial arts movie you said "Thats a Fight of the Year there"

                      When getting a job interview, you said you'll do ur best for your love ones & give ur 110%

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