You know you watch too much boxing...

[Fenom]

When you meet a girl you like, you look up her name on boxrec.com to see who she's slept with before and if you're scheduled to hit it next.

that quite possibly may be the funniest thing i've ever read on here

i really wish that website existed.......my scheduled be packed

[T-97]

When you jerk off while watching Matt Skelton Vs Michael Spr....What?

I have never done that...

It was Skelton Vs Chagaev...

And I was drunk.................Honest...

[VERDUGO]

When you punched 3 of your friends right on face when you're drunk.

[Fenom]

when you see a street fight and in your mind actually score it, even tho theres no rounds

[-MAKAVELLI-]

When you promise not to talk boxing but the moment you have your first beer, you’re babbling about every weight division

[T-97]

When you promise not to talk boxing but the moment you have your first beer, you’re babbling about every weight division

I do that, but without the beer...

[-MAKAVELLI-]

I do that, but without the beer...

hahahahahahahaha!!!




the other day i referred to our new temp in the office as a journeyman

[Eaner0919]

if you know the terms

"pour water on his balls"

"BRRRRRRRRRRRT"

"thats a big bozo nono"

"big right hand"

"sopcast"

"anyone streaming"

if you laugh at the way Manny Pacquiao says Cleto Reyes

if your wife or girls asks you what WE are doing this weekend and all you answer is the names of two fighters

"hun what are we doing"

"Mosley Mayorga"

if your girls gets bloated and you tell her to use enswell

if your girl is on the rag and you tell her to use a coagulant

if you carpet your house with light blue canvas

if your kids birthday parties are sponsered by Nemiroff, Hair for Men and Corona-cerveza mas fina

before you sex your girl you utter the phrase "quien es el mas macho!"

[eyeloveboxing]

When you use meaningless punches, like a jab to the stomach, in a street fight

i really do that...

[The_Golden_Boi]

When you refer to any kind of a response as a "counter".

Thats got to be the best one lol