Your favorite boxing quotes....

[The Fix]

"He just sat there like a sack of sand." VK

lol who did he say that about?

[GxBrak]

its hard to beat that one where he's talking to the female anchor about how he only intends to fornicate with women, it was quite an awkward situation...and of course that rampage after the lou savarese fight

[Neuraxis]

lol who did he say that about?

Mike Tyson.

[Pico Hollywood]

If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
-Ali

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.
-Ali

My toughest fight was with my first wife.
-Ali

Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.
-Ali

[jack_the_rippuh]

"STOP IT, FRANK! YOU CAN STOP IT ANY TIME!"
-Jim Lampley

Anything what involves fighter a looking at fighter b as if to say...

by Jim Lampley

[Bonafide]

Mike Tyson quotes are the funniest...


There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right."

[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile ******."

[Parody]

Prime Tyson was a threat to any HW... the 86 Tyson was too fast and powerful.

Tyson off now does'nt have the heart or hunger in the sport of boxing...

[Kball15]

"Toney weeks steps in, and the fight... is...ova!!!!!!" -showtime announcer guy

[STC]

anything Tyson says...

“Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.”

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

"Low blows? Low blows? Huh! Motherf**ker you're fittin' to die!"

"He was screaming like my wife."

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off."

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile ******." LOL

"When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it."

"There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right."

"I think the average person thinks I'm a f**king nut and I deserve whatever happens to me. That's what I believe."

"I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain."

"I just want to conquer people and their souls."

[vandiar]

" To see a man beaten not by a better opponent but by himself is a tragedy."

"People who are born round don't die square."

"Dont worry about being scared going into a fight. Its when you aint scared thats the time to worry. Fear is the friend of every good and reasonable athlete."

"When two men step into the ring, one and only one deserves to win. When you step into the ring, you gotta know you deserve to win. You gotta know destiny owes you victory cos you trained harder than your opponent. You sparred harder. You ran farther."

"You dont get hit, you dont lose. Its as simple as that. Once you learn to stay low and tuck behind your gloves, in constant motion, no one is gonna be able to land nothing."

"Lies and deceit. Subterfuge. Thats what we deal in. Dont ever let anyone know your real intentions. Champion fighters, champion liars. Best in the world."

all from the late great cus d'amato