The Man The Myth The Slapper

[ALT-Assassin]

These ****** Americans don't know anything about the Greek/Sardinian god known as Joe "The Welsh Dragon" Calzaghe.Only a fool would step into the ring with him.His power lies in his windmill/helicopter blade punches,that could decapitate you in any round at any second.Calzaghe has so much speed that when he swings his fists you can't even see the color of his gloves.Once he hits you,your heart explodes and your brain has never ending nerve damage.No one can beat Joe Calzage at any stage of his career.Even as a baby when the doctor smacked his ass he returned the favor with a ***** slap of his own.After that the Doctor couldn't practice medicine anymore becuase he suffers from permenent brain damage.Enzo only speaks like a crackhead because one day he talked back to his father and Enzo hit him with his Saxaphone immeaditly after that Calzaghe let off the greatest slap since the first pimp beat his ho and now Enzo lost 90% function in his brain.

Joe Calzghe:THE MAN THE MYTH THE SLAPPER

[rizkybizness]

[rizkybizness]

The Welsh Dragon's comin for you, man!

[ALT-Assassin]

The Welsh Dragon's comin for you, man!

I wouldn't even say his name unless you got armour with a sword and shield he is deadly.The excalibar couldn't kill him.

[bsrizpac]

I wouldn't even say his name unless you got armour with a sword and shield he is deadly.The excalibar couldn't kill him.

Def. get pwned by the dreaded SPLIT DECISION if you face him. Run in fear and hide.......unless you are this guy:



Then for some reason the Welsh Dragon gets his track shoes on and wants none of it.

[ALT-Assassin]

This should be added to his Biography

[BetterCallSaul]

Boxing scene used to be good a few years ago. Where did it all go wrong?

[ALT-Assassin]

Boxing scene used to be good a few years ago. Where did it all go wrong?

When I started posting.