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Must watch video: some funny Mike Tyson quotes!
Just saw this and laughed so hard I felt I had to post it here. Mike Tyson's funniest quotes:
He's hilarious
He's hilarious
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were have you been tunney? Of course mike is a funny dude...probable the funniest and most entertaining athlete ever. I been telling people that mike should have a reality tv show and could you imagine if they did one of those hbo 24/7 with mike and a guy like james toney(would be classic). That video you posted is only a small amount of the funny **** mike has said over the years. Check my link below for alot more funny quotes from iron mike
check this link out.
http://raybdbomb.com/p/mike-tyson-quotes.htmlLast edited by Khalid X; 07-20-2008, 09:24 PM. -
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“[On his childhood] One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile ******.”
I could have knocked him [Tyrell Biggs] out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time.”
He [Tyrell Biggs] was screaming like my wife.”
“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”
"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
Tyson: "It's interesting that you put me in the league with those illustrious fighters [Muhammad Ali, Joe Louis, Jack Johnson], but I've proved since my career I've surpassed them as far my popularity. I'm the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don't believe it, check the cash register."
(tyson to a male reporter)
If I take this camera and put it in your face for 20 years, I don't know what you might be. You might be a ****sexual if I put that camera on you since you were 13 years old. I've been on that camera since I was 13 years old."
"I'm just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too. I think it's un-American not to go out with a woman, not to be with a beautiful woman, not to get my **** ****** ... It's just what I said before, everybody in this country is a big f**king liar. [The media] tells people ... that this person did this and this person did that and then we find out that were just human and we find out that Michael Jordan cheats on his wife just like everybody else and that we all cheat on our f**king wife in one way or another either emotionally, physically or sexually or one way."
"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."Comment
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