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Okay, let's get this straight. Despite his body shape and his one round freeze against Matt Skelton then D Cup is a lot better than he appears, certainly at the level.
HOWEVER... there's no way he should have lasted even three rounds with Danny and I think Danny knew it.
No variety to his work tonight, just a sideways on flicking left jab and loading up with the right.
D Cup was crapping himself ("I showed I'm a warrior tonight"??!!!?) and looked ready to quit on his stool after three (in fairness, Danny broke his rib, which is hard to do under all that weight.)
But then Danny - being the human highlight reel that he is - decides to make it interesting by pissing about and taking his time so much that D Cup - who was in pure survival mode and grabbing even more than a prime Wlad - starts to settle and gain confidence.
In the fifth round Danny took about twenty flush uppercuts that rocked his head back and meant I completely lost my erection. In fairness to that idiot Dave Parris then most refs would have stopped it, Danny was jiggling his legs more than when I'm bumming him. Then later he gets three points taken off for some dubious reasons (though the glove in face was fair enough).
I wasn't scoring it accurately as I was too busy wanking but 114-111 for Danny was fair enough IMO. I dunno what the **** those pricks at SKY were on about, esp. Moofo's boyfriend and favourite boxer Johnny Nelson. And Jim Watt and his "full blooded shots" can **** off an' all!
Not a great night for wanking tbh, but a wank's a wank, am I right?
HUMDILLA!
HOWEVER... there's no way he should have lasted even three rounds with Danny and I think Danny knew it.
No variety to his work tonight, just a sideways on flicking left jab and loading up with the right.
D Cup was crapping himself ("I showed I'm a warrior tonight"??!!!?) and looked ready to quit on his stool after three (in fairness, Danny broke his rib, which is hard to do under all that weight.)
But then Danny - being the human highlight reel that he is - decides to make it interesting by pissing about and taking his time so much that D Cup - who was in pure survival mode and grabbing even more than a prime Wlad - starts to settle and gain confidence.
In the fifth round Danny took about twenty flush uppercuts that rocked his head back and meant I completely lost my erection. In fairness to that idiot Dave Parris then most refs would have stopped it, Danny was jiggling his legs more than when I'm bumming him. Then later he gets three points taken off for some dubious reasons (though the glove in face was fair enough).
I wasn't scoring it accurately as I was too busy wanking but 114-111 for Danny was fair enough IMO. I dunno what the **** those pricks at SKY were on about, esp. Moofo's boyfriend and favourite boxer Johnny Nelson. And Jim Watt and his "full blooded shots" can **** off an' all!
Not a great night for wanking tbh, but a wank's a wank, am I right?
HUMDILLA!
All the truth as norm An...I mean Duke.
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