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Should Wladimir Klitschko Download New Software?
Hellfire Sun Times
Big Sloba-DoNN
July 13, 2008
As most of all you know The brothers Klitschko are robots created by the evil Soviet regime. They of course were designed initally to defeat Bobby Fischer in chess but Soviets figured they can make they Heavyweight champ also.
Last night Dr. Klitschko, also known as CBC288 by his designers, defeated Tony Thompson to defend his Heavyweight Title. It was, not surprisingly, a "robotic" effort on his part. The right hand punch was well calibrated and landed accurately and the software did well to recognize to abandon jabbing for a right hand lead.
It seems to me however that his software has aquired several visuses that are preventing the Champion from bringing about the ideal performance.
For one, the Klitschko bots Cycratic Sensor is malfunctioning. This sensor allows a fighter to sense when the other is wounded. Sometimes it will work fine but at other times the Klitschko bot will hit his opponent with 3 punches and instead of capitalizing it will turn defensive and hold the opponent in a clinch.
The second problem I notice Is that Klitschko bot is havin trouble communicating with Manny Steward (Blackbot) during in fight situations. One of the biggest appeals of designing the champ would be to allow him to absorb information and execute stratigi communicated by blackbot.
However Consider This Classic Exchange:
Manny: When he misses with the left hand he is off balance and you can hit him with your right.
Klitschko:..............*&^ Error Loading Page *&^
Other problems include the fact that management has allowed Klitschko's uppercut software package to expire without renewal.
I think he made 12 million dollars on this fight, it is time the Wladimir Klitschko to download some new software correct?
Hellfire Sun Times
Big Sloba-DoNN
July 13, 2008
As most of all you know The brothers Klitschko are robots created by the evil Soviet regime. They of course were designed initally to defeat Bobby Fischer in chess but Soviets figured they can make they Heavyweight champ also.
Last night Dr. Klitschko, also known as CBC288 by his designers, defeated Tony Thompson to defend his Heavyweight Title. It was, not surprisingly, a "robotic" effort on his part. The right hand punch was well calibrated and landed accurately and the software did well to recognize to abandon jabbing for a right hand lead.
It seems to me however that his software has aquired several visuses that are preventing the Champion from bringing about the ideal performance.
For one, the Klitschko bots Cycratic Sensor is malfunctioning. This sensor allows a fighter to sense when the other is wounded. Sometimes it will work fine but at other times the Klitschko bot will hit his opponent with 3 punches and instead of capitalizing it will turn defensive and hold the opponent in a clinch.
The second problem I notice Is that Klitschko bot is havin trouble communicating with Manny Steward (Blackbot) during in fight situations. One of the biggest appeals of designing the champ would be to allow him to absorb information and execute stratigi communicated by blackbot.
However Consider This Classic Exchange:
Manny: When he misses with the left hand he is off balance and you can hit him with your right.
Klitschko:..............*&^ Error Loading Page *&^
Other problems include the fact that management has allowed Klitschko's uppercut software package to expire without renewal.
I think he made 12 million dollars on this fight, it is time the Wladimir Klitschko to download some new software correct?
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