Forget boxing KO's, this has got to hurt.

[the_godslayer]

Ok, I once witnessed at total KO when some mental kid in my school decided to kick a basketball like a football across the gym, whacked some kid on the head knocked him out cold. lmfao!

lol, ive seen a couple like that from when i was in school (many years ago now!!!) i saw a guy get hit in the face with a hockey ball, he was out before he hit the floor!!!
the sickest thing i have seen tho is one of those concrete balls, you know the type that people have on their driveways or walls as decoration? someone bought one into school and put it in the playground covered in the outer skin of a leather football. One lad just ran up to it and gave it a kick, trying to smash it towards the goal ..... needless to say he broke his foot in several places, the sound was ****ing incredible!!! sick but funny as hell.

[mojack]

lol, ive seen a couple like that from when i was in school (many years ago now!!!) i saw a guy get hit in the face with a hockey ball, he was out before he hit the floor!!!
the sickest thing i have seen tho is one of those concrete balls, you know the type that people have on their driveways or walls as decoration? someone bought one into school and put it in the playground covered in the outer skin of a leather football. One lad just ran up to it and gave it a kick, trying to smash it towards the goal ..... needless to say he broke his foot in several places, the sound was ****ing incredible!!! sick but funny as hell.

Oh my god! that's ****ing hilarious. The **** you used to witness in school was quality.
The worst I've seen was when I teacher left his handbrake off, the carpark was apart of the playground and a few of the mental kids in school decided to push his car on to the playground. It picked up a bit of pace and ended up knocking over a group of 12 kids. Broken legs and ****.

[the_godslayer]

Oh my god! that's ****ing hilarious. The **** you used to witness in school was quality.
The worst I've seen was when I teacher left his handbrake off, the carpark was apart of the playground and a few of the mental kids in school decided to push his car on to the playground. It picked up a bit of pace and ended up knocking over a group of 12 kids. Broken legs and ****.

**** now that is funny!!!!
oh yea i remember as well when a rival school came over for a fight (pretty traditional where i grew up, same for you guys???) our heaed teacher used to think he was "down with the kids" and a right ****en hard nut so he approached the leader of the rival school gang who happened to have an iron bar in his hands, he went out and locked the (glass) doors behind him, it seemed he was getting through to the lad because he backed away but it was only to make enough room to swing the bar .... KO'd the head and brutalised him badly!!!!

[mojack]

**** now that is funny!!!!
oh yea i remember as well when a rival school came over for a fight (pretty traditional where i grew up, same for you guys???) our heaed teacher used to think he was "down with the kids" and a right ****en hard nut so he approached the leader of the rival school gang who happened to have an iron bar in his hands, he went out and locked the (glass) doors behind him, it seemed he was getting through to the lad because he backed away but it was only to make enough room to swing the bar .... KO'd the head and brutalised him badly!!!!

Yeah, I'm from North Manc, it's a bit rough around here a tell thee, jam butties, J.W Lee's lager and fists. I would never be a teacher in my old school, the amount of **** they had to put up with was unreal. Was funny though.

[iron_boy]

He got knocked out for some ****** amount of time. Check out the kid with the drink on the far left. Look at his face, what a *****!

lollllll bad the kid packed him self something ******. im sure that guy would of been cursing for sitting there haha

[mojack]

lollllll bad the kid packed him self something ******. im sure that guy would of been cursing for sitting there haha

I know! if you were that guy you would be like cursing "WTF?? what are the chances!!"

[the_godslayer]

I know! if you were that guy you would be like cursing "WTF?? what are the chances!!"

lol, i bet the odds on winning the lotto are lower than picking the exact seat where you are going to get smashed in the face by a flying baseball bat!!!

[mojack]

lol, i bet the odds on winning the lotto are lower than picking the exact seat where you are going to get smashed in the face by a flying baseball bat!!!

I know, there's so much more "oddage" there than the lottery.

1. What are the chances of just the batsman loosing grip of the bat and it into the crowd?
2. What are the chances of a random bat hitting you in that seat, on that row, with 40,000 people sat around you?
3. What are the chances of it spinning and at the pefect moment hitting you to the face with a flush left hook to the jaw causing a knockout.

The picture is perfect as well...which is weird.

[the_godslayer]

I know, there's so much more "oddage" there than the lottery.

1. What are the chances of just the batsman loosing grip of the bat and it into the crowd?
2. What are the chances of a random bat hitting you in that seat, on that row, with 40,000 people sat around you?
3. What are the chances of it spinning and at the pefect moment hitting you to the face with a flush left hook to the jaw causing a knockout.

The picture is perfect as well...which is weird.

thats probably the most amazing bit really, the cameraman must have been unbelievably quick to capture that!!!

[sparked_85]

ouch!!!

I got knocked out with a cricket bat playing cricket.

My observation skills are ****ing wack.

I played for my school to get out of lessons this one and only time, dude let go of the bat and could get out of the way KTFO for 2 minutes.

This mentalist kid on our side also like me playing a match of cricket to get out of school, ran at the unfortunate batsman smashed up each and every wickeds stump with the bat that hit me, threatened the batsman and got suspended. Funny **** wish I'd have seen it.

Also got knocked out playing hurling gaelic sport with the hurley 'stick' damn I have suffered some head trauma.