ATTENTION HORUS: YOUR FIGHTER IS IN HIDING. ~DOG the Bounty HUNTER.

[El_Dueno]

Dear Sir, as per your request, we have indeed begun our search for Mr. Money Mayweather. Our leads have run dry in less than 4 hours and it appears as though Mr. Mayweather has not been seen in quite some time. I have contacted a Mr. Cotto, who indeed has confirmed a menacing phone call to Mr. Mayweather in June of 2008 in which Mr. Cotto berated Mr. Mayweather and threatened to punch him with a padded red leather glove in the midsection.

Mr Mayweather, not wanting to deal with this threat, chose to go into hiding and we have gotten some information that Mr. Money Mayweather may be in Tora Bora with a clan of nomads and devoting his life to a newfound religion.

I am sorry we could not find the man-*****.

We have refunded your monies and will keep you posted should he materialize.

~DOG

[KING •]

This thread is legend.

[pesticid]

Alas, The Dog aka the Bounty Hunter, aka Larry Merchant, has finally caught up with Floyd in a ball-less bowling alley in Las Vegas.

This is an excerpt from the interview:

Larry: Do you have any illusions of fighting Miguel Cotto?
Floyd: I am not gonna let boxing retire me, I'm gonna retire from boxing.
Larry: Does this mean that you're gonna retire because of Cotto?
Floyd: Listen Larry, Cotto is a good young fighter but that's it for me, I am not boxing anymore. If he wants to play ball that's all right. I already torched Zab in front of his possé. Cotto, I mean if the money's right I can do him at the Puerto Rican Day Parade in New York.
Larry: Sorry Floyd, I don't do games.

[KING •]

Where is Horus?

[pesticid]

Where is Horus?

Bent-over praying for a Floyd ****.

[TheManchine]

Where is Horus?

probably weeping, he was bumping mayweather threads that were 3 years old a few days ago

[KING •]

I saw that.

That's why I started bumping Cotto threads and threads where I **** on Floyd.

LMAO

[ANDROID_DOES]

I saw that.

That's why I started bumping Cotto threads and threads where I **** on Floyd.

LMAO

"i **** on floyd" like he gives a **** what your broke ass has to say I love how you give yourself so much credit for something that only dare to recognize as intelligent. Like your old signature i forgot what it said but i remember when i read it i almost fell of my chair laughing at how ****** it was. Have a good day off to enjoy this nice friday

[KING •]

If it isn't my biggest groupie...

Sup honey? How you?

[COACH WEBB]

"i **** on floyd" like he gives a **** what your broke ass has to say I love how you give yourself so much credit for something that only dare to recognize as intelligent. Like your old signature i forgot what it said but i remember when i read it i almost fell of my chair laughing at how ****** it was. Have a good day off to enjoy this nice friday

dood is DELUSIONAL...he COPY AND PASTE articles and makes them "his" threads...