Tye Fields.. Fact? or Fiction?
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lmaooooooooo, thats' an amazing breakfast. Tye's picture is the icing on the cake though...Comment
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yeah it was delicious! However I saved the potato that looked like Tye. After he gets famous from his destruction of the great monte barrett on saturday, I'll probably sell it for $15 million dollars on ebay and donate 100% profit to our church.Comment
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Wow, you are such a beautiful person. Maybe I'll be able to buy an M3.Comment
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I recently read that Mr. Fields' ancient shrine has been largely destroyed, leaving only sculptures dedicated to him:Walter Tyson "Tye" Fields is an American heavyweight boxer. There are many conflicting reports regarding the date of Fields birth. His birth certificate states he was born on February 8, 1975, in Missoula, Montana. Many anthropologist and archeologists speculate that Fields may be hundreds of thousands of years older.
They refer to various cave drawings found in the Cosquer Cave near Marseille, France which depects a giant figure who appears to be wearing boxing gloves towering above villagers. He is surrounded by what appears to be rays from the sun and it is thought that the drawing depicts Fields as the "bringer of life and light". A similair drawing was found in the Spanish cave of Cueva de las Monedas. In this drawing, a giant figure who also appears to be wearing boxing gloves is depicted as summoning the rainfall and game prey. Carbon dating shows that these drawings were created anywhere between 30,000 to 70,000 years ago. Recent discoveries in Aztech and Mayan pyramids with depictions similair to Tye Fields is also being investigated.
There isnt much known regarding Field's supposed childhood or life. His parents, Gebidia and Matilda Fields, have never been seen. He has no brothers or sisters. He has no dental history nor medical history. The only official government documentation confirming that Tye Fields actually exists is his birth certificate which many speculate was falsified.
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Tye Fields doesn't need intercourse to reproduce. He just jerks off and Tye Fields Jr spawns from the used up Kleenex.Comment
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When does your brain liquify? After your skin melts off? or during?
Sorry, I'm confused.Comment
Tye has the power to rip Lacy's head off and beat Calzaghe to death with it.While you stare in aw he spits on you,then your skin melts.
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