Shaq Disses Kobe At Club Last Night.....classic!!!!!

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  • ANDROID_DOES
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    #11
    Originally posted by HTownTexan
    I have boxed long enough and have good reflexes. He is too big, he would have to open up and wing his punches. When he does that, BOOOM!!!!! A straight right hand to the throat. I bet he cant be big and bad if he cant breath.
    dude are you seious? Do you actually think you can beat up shaq?

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    • My Name Is...
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      #12
      Originally posted by rogelio1289
      dude are you seious? Do you actually think you can beat up shaq?
      Yes. I know some dirty tricks. If you are ever at a restaurant and going to get in a fight, put salt and pepper in your jab hand. Then throw a little half jab, and throw the salt and pepper in his eyes. He wont be able to see for a good 15 minutes. When the mix hits their eyes, the head comes straight up and the hands go down. Immediately follow with a straight right. No one will even see the salt and pepper, they will just see the right hand. And boom!! you win. But yes, I will feint a jab to open Shaq up, then when he throws one of those slow ass wide punches, BOOM!!! a punch to the adams apple. I promise you, it will be over right then and there.

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      • ANDROID_DOES
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        #13
        Originally posted by HTownTexan
        Yes. I know some dirty tricks. If you are ever at a restaurant and going to get in a fight, put salt and pepper in your jab hand. Then throw a little half jab, and throw the salt and pepper in his eyes. He wont be able to see for a good 15 minutes. When the mix hits their eyes, the head comes straight up and the hands go down. Immediately follow with a straight right. No one will even see the salt and pepper, they will just see the right hand. And boom!! you win. But yes, I will feint a jab to open Shaq up, then when he throws one of those slow ass wide punches, BOOM!!! a punch to the adams apple. I promise you, it will be over right then and there.
        can you even reach his neck? what if instead of throwing he just grabs you by throat and slams you ala undertaker style?

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          #14
          Originally posted by rogelio1289
          can you even reach his neck? what if instead of throwing he just grabs you by throat and slams you ala undertaker style?
          I am 6'3 with a 79 1/2 inch reach. I can reach. And he is big but slow. I PROMISE that I'll take him in a street fight.

          But if he does, it wuold be my fault. and then I would be ****ed.

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            #15
            Originally posted by HTownTexan
            I am 6'3 with a 79 1/2 inch reach. I can reach. And he is big but slow. I PROMISE that I'll take him in a street fight.

            But if he does, it wuold be my fault. and then I would be ****ed.
            dude he has a whole 12 inches on you and probably 100 lbs or more on you! His arms are like your legs!!!! his foot is probably from your elbow to the end of your middle finger lol hopefully he's at the cotto fight i wanna see this lol

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              #16
              Originally posted by rogelio1289
              dude he has a whole 12 inches on you and probably 100 lbs or more on you! His arms are like your legs!!!! his foot is probably from your elbow to the end of your middle finger lol hopefully he's at the cotto fight i wanna see this lol
              Rog, with all due resepct, Shaq can't fight lol. Htown is bugging me out with the salt and pepper thing, but Shaq has no hand skills! lol

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                #17
                Originally posted by boofdatruth
                Rog, with all due resepct, Shaq can't fight lol. Htown is bugging me out with the salt and pepper thing, but Shaq has no hand skills! lol
                when you 7'3, weigh as much as he does, be as strong as he is, there is not many people that can touch you! shaq is a monster! If you're judging over a scuffle with barkley then you're not judging correctly!

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                  #18
                  KOBE, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE. lol WOW I can't wait to see them play against one another.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by HTownTexan
                    Yes. I know some dirty tricks. If you are ever at a restaurant and going to get in a fight, put salt and pepper in your jab hand. Then throw a little half jab, and throw the salt and pepper in his eyes. He wont be able to see for a good 15 minutes. When the mix hits their eyes, the head comes straight up and the hands go down. Immediately follow with a straight right. No one will even see the salt and pepper, they will just see the right hand. And boom!! you win. But yes, I will feint a jab to open Shaq up, then when he throws one of those slow ass wide punches, BOOM!!! a punch to the adams apple. I promise you, it will be over right then and there.
                    Oh comon man I don't know you maybe you can take Shaq in a street fight, but I higly doubt, I'm not sure even if some pro boxers, for exampel Felix Sturm, Taylor or Calzaghe can win against Shaq in a street fight, you can be great boxer but in a street it's something else....Shaq can slap and it can be good night, and I don't think that he is as slow as you say. Anyway if sometime you met him and had problem with him good luck. lol

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by sjomcik
                      Oh comon man I don't know you maybe you can take Shaq in a street fight, but I higly doubt, I'm not sure even if some pro boxers, for exampel Felix Sturm, Taylor or Calzaghe can win against Shaq in a street fight, you can be great boxer but in a street it's something else....Shaq can slap and it can be good night, and I don't think that he is as slow as you say. Anyway if sometime you met him and had problem with him good luck. lol
                      I think shaq can take quite a few heavyweights!!! I'll tell you one thing im almost sure he's more athletic and stronger than any heavyweight. Compare him to the ****** russina maskaev which is the only guy that compares in size to shaq. Compare their strenght and athleticism. shake would kill him!

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