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  • ICEMAN JOHN SCULLY
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    #1

    Fortune Cookies to live by...

    Man who run in front of Car get tired.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who run behind car get exhausted.
  • Bea5T
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    #2
    the man who runs in front also will get run over

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    • x-PeROxiDE-x
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      #3
      Originally posted by Bea5T
      the man who runs in front also will get run over
      Dude, that was the joke.

      It's called a pun, a play on words.

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      • ICEMAN JOHN SCULLY
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        #4
        Man, that one went WAY over his head LOL

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        • shadeyfizzle
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          #5
          I seen a fortune cookie that said

          "Big house like marrying fat woman. Hard to get around"

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