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  • The ONLY man who can save boxing!

    There is only one person today who can save boxing and generate the kind of world wide interest from boxing fans and the general public at large to jump start the sport back to its glory days!

    A larger than life character, Like the fearsome Young George Foreman or the Menacing Sonny Liston. A man who will have water coolers world wide a buzz with comments from people who had never previously watched boxing but are now interested in this 7'4" 360 lb Phenom.

    With a record on par with the greatest Heavyweights of all time. Rocky Marciano and Larry Holmes Only a robbery kept him from entering the global spotlight in grand style last year.

    A record of 48-1 and a scheduled rematch against Chagaev will clear the path for a total take over and domination of the HW division and boxing

    His last 15 fights? the boxers have a combined record of 425 wins & 32 losses!

    Excellent heavy hands, A amazing work rate, massive punch output and the incredible good looks and charisma of a modern Muhammad Ali

    I present.......





    and of course those boyish good looks will only add to his appeal especially amoungst the ladies!! just like it helped "the goldenboy" Oscar hesa ****





    " Who...me..???"
    Last edited by landmine950; 06-16-2008, 02:12 AM.

  • #2
    Originally posted by landmine950 View Post
    There is only one person today who can save boxing and generate the kind of world wide interest from boxing fans and the general public at large to jump start the sport back to its glory days!

    A larger than life character, Like the fearsome Young George Foreman or the Menacing Sonny Liston. A man who will have water coolers world wide a buzz with comments from people who had never previously watched boxing but are now interested in this 7'4" 360 lb Phenom.

    With a record on par with the greatest Heavyweights of all time. Rocky Marciano and Larry Holmes Only a robbery kept him from entering the global spotlight in grand style last year.

    A record of 48-1 and a scheduled rematch against Chagaev will clear the path for a total take over and domination of the HW division and boxing

    His last 15 fights? the boxers have a combined record of 425 wins & 32 losses!

    Excellent heavy hands, A amazing work rate, massive punch output and the incredible good looks and charisma of a modern Muhammad Ali

    I present.......





    and of course those boyish good looks will only add to his appeal especially amoungst the ladies!! just like it helped "the goldenboy" Oscar hesa ****


    david haye will send that caveman back to the prehistoric age......







    GO HAYEMAKER!!!

    WAR HAYE!!!!!!

    GOD SAVE THE QUEEN AND GOD BLESS DAVID HAYE!!!!!!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Left Hook Tua View Post
      david haye will send that caveman back to the prehistoric age......







      GO HAYEMAKER!!!

      WAR HAYE!!!!!!

      GOD SAVE THE QUEEN AND GOD BLESS DAVID HAYE!!!!!!
      but don't be sad mr. caveman...... after david ko's your ass back in time. he'll ko wlad back there too. you will need a mate......






      GO HAYE!!!!!!

      WAR HAYEMAKER!!!!!!

      GOD BLESS BRITANNIA AND DAVID HAYE!!!!!!

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      • #4
        That poor bastard. Does nobody else feel ****ty for the guy having to look like that? He's making the best of it.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Motofan View Post
          That poor bastard. Does nobody else feel ****ty for the guy having to look like that? He's making the best of it.
          nah...... him looking like that gave him opportunities most other heavyweights don't have. if he looked like a normal 6-3 240 lb. boxer do you think he would've had a belt already? look at who he fought...... he's a circus attraction. he's no more than a russian butterbean.

          besides he's making good money. plenty of the posters here are ugly and weird looking. at least nicolay ain't broke.

          he's probably ****ing Miss Russia or Miss Ukraine or somebody......

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          • #6
            Who?

            Who's he fought? lets see??

            Lyakhovich...who just fought Briggs,Brewster and Guinn
            Bergeron who was 27-0 and 6' 5" (same as wlad!)
            Chagaev (who he actually beat) at 24-0 who just beat Skelton and Virchis
            McCline (6'6" 268 same as Vitali) who just fought Peter to a 12 round decision
            Barrett who just fought Hasim Rahman former champion
            Owen Beck who just fought Ray Austin who was good enough for Wlad 2 months ago!
            John Ruiz who just fought Toney
            Larry Donald who just fought Povetkin

            Come on! I just named like every f@ckin HW in the division!!
            If this guy isnt in the mix WHO IS?

            EVERYONE knows that the Klitschkos are terrified of this guy!
            The right hands wont work punching uphill and he will wear them both out! they cant handly his size or workrate! MAN! Wlad would get knocked out from brushing up against the hair on Valuevs chest if not smothered to death!

            Hey! like i said!! hes coming to rescue boxing from the evil clutchs of MMA!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by landmine950 View Post
              Who's he fought? lets see??

              Lyakhovich...who just fought Briggs,Brewster and Guinn
              Bergeron who was 27-0 and 6' 5" (same as wlad!)
              Chagaev (who he actually beat) at 24-0 who just beat Skelton and Virchis
              McCline (6'6" 268 same as Vitali) who just fought Peter to a 12 round decision
              Barrett who just fought Hasim Rahman former champion
              Owen Beck who just fought Ray Austin who was good enough for Wlad 2 months ago!
              John Ruiz who just fought Toney
              Larry Donald who just fought Povetkin

              Come on! I just named like every f@ckin HW in the division!!
              If this guy isnt in the mix WHO IS?

              EVERYONE knows that the Klitschkos are terrified of this guy!
              The right hands wont work punching uphill and he will wear them both out! they cant handly his size or workrate! MAN! Wlad would get knocked out from brushing up against the hair on Valuevs chest if not smothered to death!

              Hey! like i said!! hes coming to rescue boxing from the evil clutchs of MMA!
              make valuev 6'5 instead of 7'1 and he doesn't win those fights. he's a circus attraction. nothing more. he's improving his skills a bit but still he's not a world class fighter. but keep in mind the heavyweight division has very few of those......

              a lot of those names are past prime as well and old. most of the names never even had a prime.

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              • #8
                He doesn't last 8 in the ring with Lennox. As the threads before have stated, the HW division needs a saviour.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Left Hook Tua View Post
                  make valuev 6'5 instead of 7'1 and he doesn't win those fights. he's a circus attraction. nothing more. he's improving his skills a bit but still he's not a world class fighter. but keep in mind the heavyweight division has very few of those......

                  a lot of those names are past prime as well and old. most of the names never even had a prime.
                  Dude's solid and built like a bigass hairy rock but he doesnt hit anywhere as hard as a 7'1 360lber should. But he does have better overall skills than you give him credit for

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by shadeyfizzle View Post
                    Dude's solid and built like a bigass hairy rock but he doesnt hit anywhere as hard as a 7'1 360lber should. But he does have better overall skills than you give him credit for
                    maybe i'm biased because of the circus-freak like feel i get from seeing his fights.

                    i'm biased against guys who win because of what i feel is their size advantage.

                    that's what made roy jones' run at light heavy so impressive for me.

                    "For an elephant to squash an ant is no big deal......but for an ant to beat an elephant...... that's impressive." -Royce Gracie

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