Favorite Teddy Atlas Quotes and or Monologues

[The Gambler1981]

Last night watching Quellin-Miranda he was comparing the fight to a horror movie. I could not stop laughing everytime he did this.

"Joe this fight is like a horror movie it's just going along but but your still on the edge of your seat because you, because you never know when someone is going to jump out of that bush with a hachet"
Paraphrased from Teddy Atlas

[Hitman932]

Last night watching Quellin-Miranda he was comparing the fight to a horror movie. I could not stop laughing everytime he did this.

"Joe this fight is like a horror movie it's just going along but but your still on the edge of your seat because you, because you never know when someone is going to jump out of that bush with a hachet"
Paraphrased from Teddy Atlas

Whenever i hear a good Teddy-ism I always think of Jack Nicholson's character from As Good As it Gets when he says "People who speak in metaphors can shampoo my crotch"

[The Gambler1981]

LOL, whenever i hear Teddy Atlas go off on a thought it makes me think of Christopher Walken.