Where have all the Fat Yank champs gone now? There ain't **** really, is there?

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  • !! Anorak
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    Where have all the Fat Yank champs gone now? There ain't **** really, is there?

    I don't need to hear about "Floyd"... he's retired. He handed in his notice to The Ring, remember? So that leaves either Amigorita and his beans or Cotto to take over. Yesterday doesn't count.

    I just bought the lastest issue of The Ring ("The Hype Of Boxing") and the cover story was called "how the decline of prominent Fat Yank boxers sees an inverse exponential increase in mouthy xenophobic Fat Yank punks on boxing message boards". It was an interesting read.

    Let's be real... Cassie is getting old, is really Cuban, and hasn't got long left. That leaves Moby in the higher weights.

    The Gayemaker just cleared up Cruiserweight. The Blow and his love slaps just got some form of decision over Hopkins's crowdpleasing style. And he also cleared up Supermiddle. Though I'm still sure he ducked Jeff "LOL" Lacy, who is the future of the division.

    Let's face it, there ain't **** left except some upright, European style Moby lookalike that only the truly ****** believe will beat The Blow. And even he might not be as good as Artur Und Ick Bon at middleweight.

    Even worse is that those Nyetskis have been bashing you the **** up for years now at heavyweight, and even a couple more burger chompers are gonna get ****ed up this year in that weight range.


    Fat Yanks champs... where you gone?


    Fat Yanks.
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    Audley Harrison, NUFF SAID!

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    • Brother Blues
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      #3

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      • Fox McCloud
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        Timothy Bradley!

        WOOOOO!

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        • BrooklynBomber
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          You forgot about Wanky Wrong and apparently the new welterweight hope, Paul Williams.

          Gay.

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          • Fox McCloud
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            Originally posted by BrooklynBomber
            You forgot about Wanky Wrong and apparently the new welterweight hope, Paul Williams.

            Gay.
            Wanky Wrong is so incredibly lame that it's cool.

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            • kayjay
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              We make up, what, 5% of the world's population? Now the whole world boxes.

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                Originally posted by DWiens421
                Timothy Bradley!

                WOOOOO!
                Then again... he beat some ****ty fighter who has never been out of Europe, so...

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                • SHB
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                  Jeff "LOL" Lacy remains the best nickname ever posted on here.

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