Gayest name for a punch

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  • squealpiggy
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    #1

    Gayest name for a punch

    Because let's face it "Hayemaker" is a pretty weak name for a punch but not as gay as "Steelhammer" which would probably make a good name for a gaybar.
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    The Hayemaker. WHAT!?
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    The Steelhammer. C'MON MAN!
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  • withoutthee88
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    #2
    Originally posted by squealpiggy
    Because let's face it "Hayemaker" is a pretty weak name for a punch but not as gay as "Steelhammer" which would probably make a good name for a gaybar.
    At least Hayemaker makes sense, ****ing Borat and his brother with thegayest nicknames ever.

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    • Left Hook Tua
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      #3
      Originally posted by withoutthee88
      At least Hayemaker makes sense, ****ing Borat and his brother with thegayest nicknames ever.
      yeah hayemaker makes sense.

      steel hammer and doctor fist or whatever else the klitschkos call it are pretty weak.

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      • Left Hook Tua
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        #4
        nicknames based on real names are better.

        pac man for manny is good.

        hayemaker is pretty clever.

        nicknames that are made up just don't make sense.

        it has to be something based on your name or matches you. most of these guys just get their nicknames from promoters. nicknames have to have a reason.

        butterbean is good nickname 'cause that's what he ate to lose weight so he can fight. (yes that's what he looks like after losing a ton of weight and getting in shape)

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        • BKM-
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          #5
          There haven't been many nicknames for punches. Ruddock had a pretty nice one though, "The Smash". Suited him very well since that was his most effective punch.

          The Bolo punch is legendary.

          Joe Frazier had an awesome nick for his lefty, "The Left hook from Philly"

          They should have named Earnie Shavers' right hand "The Killer" or something.

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          • squealpiggy
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            #6
            Originally posted by Yaman
            There haven't been many nicknames for punches. Ruddock had a pretty nice one though, "The Smash". Suited him very well since that was his most effective punch.

            The Bolo punch is legendary.

            Joe Frazier had an awesome nick for his lefty, "The Left hook from Philly"

            They should have named Earnie Shavers' right hand "The Killer" or something.
            If someone called their punch "FALCON PUNCH" then that would be cool.

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            • The Hammer
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              #7
              "Squealpiggy" is the gayest name for a boxingscene member.

              He got it from the gay **** scene in the movie Deliverance.

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              • MANGLER
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                #8
                Who cares? This really require a thread Squeal?

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                • Fox McCloud
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by squealpiggy
                  If someone called their punch "FALCON PUNCH" then that would be cool.
                  Only if they yelled it, and wouldn't stop pointing upward and saying "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!"

                  I'm definitely playing SSBM as I type.

                  Anyway, how about Manila Ice? That is gayer than AIDS man...

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                  • TheCheetah
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                    #10
                    Hayemaker is f'n great

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