Why does it always have to be "dat bum's getting EXPOSED" or "dis guy's a freakin' nuthugging HATER dat's ducking some euro's from the town of Germany in France, Switzerland?"
Why don't you just ENJOY the ****ers?
Tonight, for example, I'm not hoping that Moby blows away Lockett in a couple of rounds so I can come on and go "freakin' Brit"... I want both those bastards to be bouncing up and down off that canvas like it's a ****ing trampoline. I want both to have their hearts exploding through their chest, with one having both arms and legs dislocated and then coming back with an amazing come-from-behind KO that not only renders his opponent unconscious (but unharmed) but also opens a tear in the fabric of the space-time continuum that brings back a prime Ali and a prime Tyson so they can get it on next year in a 1 billion dollar megafight.
Then afterwards I'll **********.
Who's with me?
Why don't you just ENJOY the ****ers?
Tonight, for example, I'm not hoping that Moby blows away Lockett in a couple of rounds so I can come on and go "freakin' Brit"... I want both those bastards to be bouncing up and down off that canvas like it's a ****ing trampoline. I want both to have their hearts exploding through their chest, with one having both arms and legs dislocated and then coming back with an amazing come-from-behind KO that not only renders his opponent unconscious (but unharmed) but also opens a tear in the fabric of the space-time continuum that brings back a prime Ali and a prime Tyson so they can get it on next year in a 1 billion dollar megafight.
Then afterwards I'll **********.
Who's with me?
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