Catholic Church

[Live Dog]

The Pope has just issued a statement and it reads:

"The Catholic Church is engaging in a bold move that we think all will welcome. As of today, Jesus has been removed from the cross and Floyd Maweather Jr. will take his place. We fill that it is only fitting as he must be the son of god."

Floyd Sr. could not be reached for comment.

[Sage84]

Floyd Sr. could not be reached for comment.

that crazy looking bastard surely cant be god??....

[DiegoFuego]

Let me put it this way. If Mayweather Sr. was preaching on a corner, I'd listen.

Unless of course Roger was talking about Microsoft across the street.

[BrooklynBomber]

Good move
*sets up pentogram and lights the candles.*

[Live Dog]

When asked whether he believed his nephew to be the son of god, Roger Mayweather said "Do Bill Gates make ****in computas?!!??"

[Left Hook Tua]

father thomas and father juan will catch him slipping in his room at nighttime......

[shadeyfizzle]

Kanye West will not be happy with this decision.

[MindBat]

If Lil' Floyd is the son of God....

.... and Floyd Sr. is The Heavenly Father...

then gentlemen....

...We Have definitely seen the face of God -- And he couldn't be uglier.

Holy hell!