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  • abadger
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    #1

    I Gurntee!

    I Am The Worst Boxer On This Website!!!

    I weigh 175, 6'2" tall, am skinny as a rake and have no muscle of any kind.

    Also I have never boxed.

    WAR me!
  • Vladimir303
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    #2
    175 huh??? Right on weight for light-heavy....how nice.

    Now are you looking for somebody to whip that ass?

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    • P4PKING_2008
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      #3
      Post a video of you shadowboxing.

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      • abadger
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        #4
        Originally posted by vladimir303
        Do you want an ass whippin' boy
        I would be running away so fast you'd never even have the chance!

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        • SkillspayBills
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          #5
          You could still beat Zelenoff. Oh you could DEFINITELY beat Jim Jefferies, he's a ***** so it would be no problem

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          • abadger
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            #6
            Originally posted by SkillspayBills
            You could still beat Zelenoff. Oh you could DEFINITELY beat Jim Jefferies, he's a ***** so it would be no problem
            I actually think i could beat Zelenoff. He had no heart.

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            • 2501
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              #7
              I'm 5'11 and weight 205. One year ago, I weight 167. I stopped training and playing basketball. I didn't train like a pro fighter or anything, I just went to a gym ran by Jesus Chavez's trainer and did basic ****. I played more basketball than anything. I used to be able to dunk

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              • KnockoutTheFat
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                #8
                Originally posted by 2501
                I'm 5'11 and weight 205. One year ago, I weight 167. I stopped training and playing basketball. I didn't train like a pro fighter or anything, I just went to a gym ran by Jesus Chavez's trainer and did basic ****. I played more basketball than anything. I used to be able to dunk
                You can dunk on a 10-ft. court at 5-11?!?! What are you, Spud Webb? Nate Robinson?

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                • Sweet Pea 50
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                  #9
                  You know what, I'm actually starting to like this guy....

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                  • 1g5a22
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                    #10
                    I Guarantee........

                    a 50% discount at mikes carpets,hurry offer only lasts until hopkins is once again on parole.........

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