Wladimir Klitschko Confronts Borat at Los Angeles Restaurant

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  • Chase8400
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    #31
    Originally posted by deanrw
    Sasha should have sucker punched him

    Wouldn't that make the headlines if it happened? "Borat knocks out Heavyweight Champion"

    Sasha knew better though as if he did try that, there was a 99% chance of the headline, "Sasha
    Baron Cohen , dead at the age of..."
    Man, im pissed at you now. My boss just about saw saw me almost crying from holding back my insane laughter here at work. Good Rif. Nice stuff. I had all the mental images going. Thanks , i needed that.

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    • Jim Jeffries
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      #32
      Originally posted by Scott9945
      I checked and you're right, he is 6'3. No doubt that standing next to the heavyweight champion was intimidating for the pencil necked Cohen.
      Yeah, especially if Cohen was sitting down at the table. I'm bigger than Kelly Pavlik, but I'd be intimidated if he was in my face.

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      • Gareth Ivanovic
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        #33
        Funny ****, I would have liked to seen the look on Cohen's face.

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        • warp1432
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          #34
          Did Borat even know who he was? Still great regradless, Wlad was hilarious on Conan too.

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          • Sin City
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            #35
            LOL I could picture Shasha scared ****less of a 6 foot 6 Kazakhstanian..
            Napkin > Wlad any day though.

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            • ИATAS
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              #36
              Originally posted by j
              nah, i'll let u pass. u haters have to have some fun.

              but that other guy with the napkin joke was just an ******* move though, classless. i mean, he jumped right on that and sounded sour as hell.

              way to go guy. you're cool now!

              woah there, calm down holmes! It was a joke.

              I will break it down for you:

              I did not mean to imply that Klitschko could literally be KO'd by a napkin. The comment was supposed to be so absurd that it causes laughter, amusement. In addition, it was supposed to poke fun at Klitschko's supposed weak chin.

              For further reading:

              joke
              joked, jok·ing.
              –noun
              1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.
              2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.
              3. a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke.
              4. something that does not present the expected challenge; something very easy: The test was a joke for the whole class.
              5. practical joke.
              –verb (used without object)
              6. to speak or act in a playful or merry way: He was always joking with us.
              7. to say something in fun or teasing rather than in earnest; be facetious: He didn't really mean it, he was only joking.
              –verb (used with object)
              8. to subject to jokes; make fun of; tease.
              9. to obtain by joking: The comedian joked coins from the audience.

              Additionally, you might want to find yourself one of these: Sense of Humor

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              • Leo Pradun
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                #37
                napkin joke is not funny

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                • x-PeROxiDE-x
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                  #38
                  Originally posted by j
                  nah, i'll let u pass. u haters have to have some fun.

                  but that other guy with the napkin joke was just an ******* move though, classless. i mean, he jumped right on that and sounded sour as hell.

                  way to go guy. you're cool now!
                  Originally posted by natas206
                  woah there, calm down holmes! It was a joke.

                  I will break it down for you:

                  I did not mean to imply that Klitschko could literally be KO'd by a napkin. The comment was supposed to be so absurd that it causes laughter, amusement. In addition, it was supposed to poke fun at Klitschko's supposed weak chin.

                  For further reading:

                  joke
                  joked, jok·ing.
                  –noun
                  1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.
                  2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.
                  3. a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke.
                  4. something that does not present the expected challenge; something very easy: The test was a joke for the whole class.
                  5. practical joke.
                  –verb (used without object)
                  6. to speak or act in a playful or merry way: He was always joking with us.
                  7. to say something in fun or teasing rather than in earnest; be facetious: He didn't really mean it, he was only joking.
                  –verb (used with object)
                  8. to subject to jokes; make fun of; tease.
                  9. to obtain by joking: The comedian joked coins from the audience.

                  Additionally, you might want to find yourself one of these: Sense of Humor
                  LMAO

                  That is by far the funniest response to any post I have ever read, good work, much props.

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                  • rizkybizness
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                    #39
                    I personally thought the napkin joke was hialrious, I actually cracked up. If you thought it was "classless" or whatever, that's fine. Everyone has their opinions.

                    To each his own

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                    • j
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                      #40
                      natas, bad timing was the prob. i wouldn't care much if it was on page 3, but when it is like one of the first comments i read right after the article - really bad timing!


                      anyways, don't take that too serious. sure it sounded a bit harsh, nut i don't stay angry for long.

                      i just need to get a little food to eat, that's all.

                      dammit i'm ****ing hungry!!!!!!!

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