New to this site and this is my first time posting

[tyson]

Yes, welcome.

If you plan to disagree with me, you can just bugger off though.

[tyson]

If I don't make sense, go to sleep.

Pray that you realize the meaning of it all the next day.

[tyson]

If I don't make sense, ask someone else what I meant.

[tyson]

Don't bother me with questions you can answer yourself.

[Dirt E Gomez]

Welcome to Hell

Fixed that for you.

You know what, just because you were so nice, I'm going to give you green K.

Behold my karma stick, for it is powerful and oozing.

[tyson]

People say that you shouldn't answer questions with questions, but that is because they fail to grasp the origins of that concept.

[tyson]

If I answer a question with a question, it is strictly to point out that you are close to the border of being ******.

If you experience this scenario, take a step back and try to answer the question I asked you and you will find the answer to the question you asked me in the first place.

[Dirt E Gomez]

I liked it better when you never posted, Tyson.

[tyson]

I can be rude and cruel sometimes, but I mean harm.

[tyson]

I liked it better when you never posted, Tyson.

Me too.

Life is a *****.

Like you.