Bernard Hopkins is so old that.....

**-----------** · 05-21-2008, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by BatTheMan

...when his opponent puts his gum-shield in, Hopkins takes his artificial teeth out.

why waste my life now?

**C'MONMANG'** · 05-21-2008, 02:19 PM

James Toney i ssoooooooooooo fat..

Originally posted by BatTheMan

...when his opponent puts his gum-shield in, Hopkins takes his artificial teeth out.

they wouldnt let him have a malcom X jacket cuz helicopters kept tryin to land on his back.

**The Hammer** · 05-21-2008, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by BatTheMan

...when his opponent puts his gum-shield in, Hopkins takes his artificial teeth out.

Then there's old Ray Mercer, Oliver McCall and Evander Holyfield.

I think Evander may be retired now though.

**BattlingNelson** · 05-21-2008, 02:21 PM

Hopkins is so old that when Moses stood by the Red sea, Bernhard said:" If you don't divide the waters now, I'm gonna punch you in the nuts"

**deliveryman** · 05-21-2008, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by BatTheMan

Hopkins is so old that when Moses stood by the Red sea, Bernhard said:" If you don't divide the waters now, I'm gonna punch you in the nuts"

Probably the lamest joke I've ever read. Seriously.

**Run** · 05-21-2008, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by deliveryman

Probably the lamest joke I've ever read. Seriously.

It was but I couldn't help but laugh. I mean it's original.

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**Jambo boy** · 05-21-2008, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by BatTheMan

Hopkins is so old that when Moses stood by the Red sea, Bernhard said:" If you don't divide the waters now, I'm gonna punch you in the nuts"

you

fail

**BetterCallSaul** · 05-21-2008, 02:45 PM

Bernard Hopkins is so old that when he went to school there was no history class.

**C'MONMANG'** · 05-21-2008, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by deliveryman

Probably the lamest joke I've ever read. Seriously.

you tell one then

Bernard Hopkins is so old that.....