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A haiku is a 3-line poem. The first and third lines have 5 syllables, while the middle one has 7. They're meant to be funny and/or sort of a riddle. I hate poetry but these things are insanely fun to do, believe it or not.
Here are a couple boxing-related ones I've come up with. See if you can guess the fighters and/or fights. And yes, I'm making fun of the guys involved, but it's all in good fun, right?
1.
Fox cancelled my show
And I can't even drink cause
My liver's been squashed
2.
Cutman, step aside
Let the doctor stop this one
That headbutt worked great
Anybody got some others?
Here are a couple boxing-related ones I've come up with. See if you can guess the fighters and/or fights. And yes, I'm making fun of the guys involved, but it's all in good fun, right?
1.
Fox cancelled my show
And I can't even drink cause
My liver's been squashed
2.
Cutman, step aside
Let the doctor stop this one
That headbutt worked great
Anybody got some others?