Why don't Americans excel at Sumo

[journeyman2000]

You know what, as a matter of fact, I think little Ricky Hatton should be one of those sumo wrestlers. When he is not training the little bastard walks around at about 200 lbs, he loves to wrestle and not box. I seen him on tv the other day and I thought it was a pop belly pig. I mean seriously can Fatton be any more fatter and pinker? Dammn!

[CardioMonster]

hatton is an albino caveman

[msagrain]

i would give you k for this but hitler took away my k.

[Dynamite Kid]

hatton is an albino caveman

..........LMFAO

[Patty Tanager]

We eat good because we still have all of our teeth. You guys can't eat because your teeth are all ****ed up.

I'll have a large milkshake with my supersized double quarter pounder please.

[sparked_85]

On a related topic anyone watch the half tonne man?

Obviously he was American, but I feel so guilty for laughing when he was doing his bed excercises.

**** didn't got up for 7 years.

You know it's the worlds super power when some fat **** can afford to eat himself to a level that is not appropriate for a land mammal and despite not being rich he can make that crap happen.

How do these fat ****s afford it?.........lol

[Degsy]

I was going to lay out the average training regime for a sumo wrestler, the dedication, training, enforced living conditions etc and how this would sit very abdly with the average three hundred pound slob (wherever they are from), then I thought **** that, on one likes a smart arse!!

[sparked_85]

yeah your average fat man will just have a coronary.

Those sumo's have to be sort of fit.

It's not darts.

[Mike Tyson77]

Because you have some huge mofos, I'm sure this is a sport you could dominate at, as you seem to have slipped in every other.

Cuz british HW are having so much success right now.

[Chups]

Isn't Akebono American? He's been a world champion at SUMO several times........winning him the title Yokozuna.