Tyson would have been killed....

[Pugilistic™]

there's no denying that.

[squealpiggy]

there's no denying that.

Besides which the gorilla would be too ****in cold!

[Boogie Nights]

how's this **** still going and getting over 30 replies???

[Naps]

Gorillas also have a deep understanding on how to mentally prepare for combat. See here.

[WetSexyLlamaPR]

Tye Fields kos that thing in 40

Dammit beat me to it...

[WetSexyLlamaPR]

And for the record gorillas not only could kick any humans ass but they're also much better lays then we could ever be and are not above showing off their sexual prowess and superiority over us puny humans.

[good_looking01]

A gorilla wouldn't have a prayer against a polar bear. 1300 lbs with razor sharp claws and teeth, a stone cold predator and very strong. A 500 lb gorilla is formidable indeed but compared to a polar bear.... Nah.

Also where do you get this idea of hollow bones from?

The bones aren't hollow completely but have a much lower density to aind floatation. (Sorry didn't mean to be misleading obviously I over simplfied).

In regard to the two animals meeting the claws of a polar bear are not razor sharp. they are used primarily for grip and balance (a polar bear has oversized paws and widespread claws to lessen pressure on the ice and snow). I dont think the claws would be a factor. The sheer size of the polar bear would be a massive problem and it's sharp teeth would come into play if it pinned the gorilla down. However, gorillas have been known to used ripped up tree trunks as weapons when threatened. It would be close.

Regardless of thatI was trying to point out that No Human ALIVE could worry a gorilla. Especially a human who only weights 147lbs.

Peace

[S.G.]

calzaghe's work rate is too high for a gorilla, he would win a clear UD aslong as he avoided being hit clean

[BKM-]

The bones aren't hollow completely but have a much lower density to aind floatation. (Sorry didn't mean to be misleading obviously I over simplfied).

In regard to the two animals meeting the claws of a polar bear are not razor sharp. they are used primarily for grip and balance (a polar bear has oversized paws and widespread claws to lessen pressure on the ice and snow). I dont think the claws would be a factor. The sheer size of the polar bear would be a massive problem and it's sharp teeth would come into play if it pinned the gorilla down. However, gorillas have been known to used ripped up tree trunks as weapons when threatened. It would be close.

Regardless of thatI was trying to point out that No Human ALIVE could worry a gorilla. Especially a human who only weights 147lbs.

Peace

Well actually the Polar Bear's claws are sharp. Just not effective enough to rip trough the blubber of an adult Walrus(as shown in Discovery Channel). If they are meant to be for grip as well they would obviously be sharp. Plus, with an animal as heavy and strong as a Polar Bear it wouldn't be that hard to puncture flesh with those claws. I heard a Gorilla's skin is as thick as a human's.
And also, the Polar could bite the Gorilla whenever it wanted, not just pinned down imo.

[Mike Tyson77]

The coolest thing was the Gorilla started beating his chest like King Kong. It was awesome, I can't wait to go back and see him again.