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I work at a Cumberland Farms convenience store/gas station, and to my surprise from inside the store, behind the desk, I hear a voice from outside asking me if they can get 30 bucks on Diesel. I immediately shat myself upon hearing the phrase "you know what i'm sayin" following his request, and much to my surprise, there he was. The Super Man himself, ZABDIEL JUDAH! I came out, and his father said "Zab man I can't be havin' you ask dudes for this diesel man, you gotta take that ****, you bustin him up!" to which I was hesitant to speak. Zab assured me "It's aiight, you know what i'm sayin, he just tense you know what I'm sayin?" I assured him I knew what he was saying, to which he said "aiight, aiight, lemme get that 30 on Diesel". To my surprise, he was driving a 1989 Toyota Camry, and when I asked why, Yoel immediately interrupted me and said "He pushed a Hummer, but they tryna take that **** from my son! They tryna take that ****!" and as far as I had seen, they had most DEFAINTELY "took that ****". I said okay, and punched in the numbers so Zab could pump the gas. Once I walked back inside, all I could hear was his father, incessantly screaming "Walk up on that pump, bap! bap! bap! Give it that combo!", apparently upset at Zab's technique.
When he came in to pay, the last thing I remember was a shooting pain through my testicles, and a vague image of the security guard's stool being launched at him. I awoke to the cops asking me whether or not the robbers has "intentionally" meant to hurt me, to which I replied "It was unintentional, you know what I'm sayin?"
The Cotto one was a riot, had to do it
When he came in to pay, the last thing I remember was a shooting pain through my testicles, and a vague image of the security guard's stool being launched at him. I awoke to the cops asking me whether or not the robbers has "intentionally" meant to hurt me, to which I replied "It was unintentional, you know what I'm sayin?"
The Cotto one was a riot, had to do it
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