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  • KnockoutTheFat
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    #21
    Originally posted by IncuFan
    Yeah I think so. I also have to give natas a lot of credit for my conversion. I would consider him a true prophet.
    Natas' Tye Fields vs. Tye Fields theory made me a believer.

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    • Gareth Ivanovic
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      #22
      Originally posted by KnockoutTheFat
      Natas' Tye Fields vs. Tye Fields theory made me a believer.
      That was one of many.

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      • kadyo's
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        #23
        Originally posted by KnockoutTheFat
        I thought Catholics (or at least I did) converted into the new Tye Fields religion.
        Majority did and they're just trying to compose appropriate prayers.



        Originally posted by IncuFan
        Don't forget like natas said put your ear to the ground and where you hear the rumblings pray in that direction. Plus he forgives you better by either doing pushup's or situp's while praying.
        Natas is the first POPE of Tye Fieldism.

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        • miron_lang
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          #24
          putanginang Tye Fields yannn!!

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          • ИATAS
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            #25
            Originally posted by IncuFan
            Im an agnostic and I converted to the Tye Fields religion. **** I heard a great deal of Tye Field's believer's were former aetheists.
            I was actually a hardcore Atheist until I was introduced to the Book of Tye. It changed my life forever.

            They entered into a covenant to seek the Tye, the Fields of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Tye, the Fields of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (Tye Chronicles 15:12-13).

            That night the angel of the Tye went forth and struck down one hundred and eighty five thousand men in the Assyrian camp. Early the next morning, there they were, all the corpses of the dead. (Tye Kings 19:35)

            If a man commits adultery with Tye's wife and/or girlfriend, both the man and the woman must be put to death by fists. (Tyecus 20:10)

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            • lance_uppercut
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              #26
              I hear if you turn off the lights and say his name five times in the mirror he will appear and split you from groin to gullet with a rusty hook...or an uppercut. I forget which.

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              • Degsy
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                #27
                Originally posted by kadyo
                Majority did and they're just trying to compose appropriate prayers.



                Natas is the first POPE of Tye Fieldism.
                Blessed are the glass jawed.............for they shall inherit the purse

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                • Degsy
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                  #28
                  Maybe Tye's religion is more akin to that of the Jedi....

                  'If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine'

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                  • ИATAS
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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Degsy
                    Maybe Tye's religion is more akin to that of the Jedi....

                    'If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine'
                    Nah dog, that Jedi **** is for some nerds. Tyeism is about life man, about the struggle of people and dealing out more punishment to those people in the form of fists. It's about love bro, about understanding the beautiful complexity of the universe and knowing that there is ONLY ONE Tye Fields and all others are false prophets that will inevitably be sentenced to KO.
                    Last edited by ИATAS; 05-07-2008, 11:48 AM.

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                    • Degsy
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                      #30
                      Originally posted by natas206
                      Nah dog, that Jedi **** is for some nerds. Tyeism is about life man, about the struggle of people and dealing out more punishment to those people in the form of fists. It's about love bro, about understanding the beautiful complexity of the universe and knowing that there is ONLY ONE Tye Fields and all others are false prophets that will inevitably be sentenced to KO.
                      The power........the bone jarring power........I can feel it.......arghhh.... I'm not worthy of the pure cleansing power that can be bought by one of his blessed uppercuts....

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