Charlie Zelenoff: Explain This To Me

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  • Rooney_MUFC
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    #21
    Anyone up for a BStrege Boxing Calendar for charity?

    Few naked pics n that?

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    • sparked_85
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      #22
      Originally posted by jarulejt
      Anyone up for a BStrege Boxing Calendar for charity?

      Few naked pics n that?

      I want a naked calender, a charity rap single, Strege stick on Tash's, a talk-like Strege audio CD, The works of C.S Lewis as told by BStrege, Poems by BStrege, Advice on how to be sexy by BStrege. How to drive in boxing gloves BStrege.

      Damn there is so much. If I win the lottery I will buy him and force him to be my best friend.

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      • TRANSWARP
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        #23
        WTF, the bums moved up in ranking 1113 / 1327

        http://www.boxrec.com/list_bouts.php...6405&cat=boxer

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        • Rooney_MUFC
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          #24
          Originally posted by sparked_85
          I want a naked calender, a charity rap single, Strege stick on Tash's, a talk-like Strege audio CD, The works of C.S Lewis as told by BStrege, Poems by BStrege, Advice on how to be sexy by BStrege. How to drive in boxing gloves BStrege.

          Damn there is so much. If I win the lottery I will buy him and force him to be my best friend.
          Haha the boxing gloves, that hilarious, u reckon he has a wank on those gloves like?

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          • sparked_85
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            #25
            I think he wears them in bed, I heard he lost his last office job because he could not type with them on.

            In bed with his girl if he thinks he is going to climax too soon he hits her with a one-two to take his mind of it. She wears headgear and a mouthpiece so it's all gravy.

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            • Rooney_MUFC
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              #26
              Originally posted by sparked_85
              I think he wears them in bed, I heard he lost his last office job because he could not type with them on.

              In bed with his girl if he thinks he is going to climax too soon he hits her with a one-two to take his mind of it. She wears headgear and a mouthpiece so it's all gravy.


              I wonder if he actually has a brother who looks like that?

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              • kayjay
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                #27
                In that stories video he claims he knows what it's like to get hit.

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                • sparked_85
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                  #28
                  Originally posted by kayjay
                  In that stories video he claims he knows what it's like to get hit.
                  I'm not sure Zelonoff ever got hit in his life.

                  Jesus.

                  He should have got someone to punch him in the face fight club style the day before the fight.


                  edit: retrospectively I realise that is a horrible idea.

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                  • kayjay
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                    #29
                    Originally posted by sparked_85
                    I'm not sure Zelonoff ever got hit in his life.

                    Jesus.

                    He should have got someone to punch him in the face fight club style the day before the fight.


                    edit: retrospectively I realise that is a horrible idea.
                    I thought it was a fine idea.

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                    • sparked_85
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                      #30
                      Originally posted by kayjay
                      I thought it was a fine idea.
                      not if he got swelling all over his narrow head.

                      Weird though man, what made him think he should be a boxer?

                      You have to have some kind of willingness to accept pain.

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