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  • GMitchell
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    #1

    Tye Fields vs Tye Fields

    Who would win this epic battle?
    16
    Tye Fields
    25.00%
    4
    Tye Fields
    18.75%
    3
    Tye Fields
    31.25%
    5
    Tye Fields
    25.00%
    4
  • ИATAS
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    This is a philosophical question that Socrates and Plato would commit suicide over.

    The entire science community would be in chaos. In fact, Stephen Hawkings has been working on the various probabilities for the last 6 years now. He's a ****in mess and has threatened to take his life on numerous occasions as a result, however he hasn't figured out how to pull the trigger yet.

    First, let us assume that science could successfully clone Tye Fields.
    Second, we must also assume that the cloned Tye Fields would have the exact same living experiences/environment to assure that the brain and thoughts would also be identical to the original version.
    Third, we must also assume for arguments sake that Don King also is cloned because only two identical super promoters could possibly put together a fight of two super identical fighters.

    The Venue: The Moon. A planet, with no other lifeforms is the ONLY place capable of holding such monstrous beasts, to have the fight here on Earth would be absolutely devastating to mankind, the force and magnitude would inevitably wipe out at least 99% of life, probably more.

    The Fight:
    Round 1: Both Tye Fields meet dead center of the ring approximately 1.8 seconds into the fight. A murderous stare-down follows - a stare-down so deadly I remind you that for any mortal man would be like staring into the eyes of Medusa causing all internal organs to shut down, followed by violent seizures and vomiting blood until death. Both Tye's circle each other like two Lions eager to strike their prey. After 45 seconds of each Godlike man waiting for the other one to make their move, the Original Tye Fields(1) throws a vicious jab, only to be blocked by the cloned Tye Fields(2). Tye Fields(2) counters with a left hook to the body which was a fatal mistake - Original Tye Fields anticipated this very move and strikes Tye Fields(2) on the temple with a shot so powerful, an explosion equivalent to 900,000,000,000,000,000 X the blast of the most powerful nuclear bomb known to man erupts, which blows up the Moon, Earth, Mars, and the entire solar system.

    How could that be? You see, Tye Fields is a God. A God knows everything (past, present and future). Tye Fields knew in advance that he would be cloned and would eventually fight himself. Only Tye Fields knows himself, therefor, the original Tye Fields knew exactly what he would do in advance. Thats how he was able to dodge the body shot and to counter with the catastrophic KO.

    Conclusion: Tye Fields KO 1
    Last edited by ИATAS; 04-29-2008, 03:13 PM.

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    • niceguy45
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      #3
      hmmmmmmmmm
      tough to pick

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      • AntonTheMeh
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        #4
        a draw..............

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        • ~Lucky13~
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          #5
          oh man this is like the big ****

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          • Nacho_Analstain
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            #6
            The ref would knock both Tye Fields into a coma.

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            • Xyei
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              #7

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              • Mike06j770
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                #8
                Originally posted by natas206
                This is a philosophical question that Socrates and Plato would commit suicide over.

                The entire science community would be in chaos. In fact, Stephen Hawkings has been working on the various probabilities for the last 6 years now. He's a ****in mess and has threatened to take his life on numerous occasions as a result, however he hasn't figured out how to pull the trigger yet.

                First, let us assume that science could successfully clone Tye Fields.
                Second, we must also assume that the cloned Tye Fields would have the exact same living experiences/environment to assure that the brain and thoughts would also be identical to the original version.
                Third, we must also assume for arguments sake that Don King also is cloned because only two identical super promoters could possibly put together a fight of two super identical fighters.

                The Venue: The Moon. A planet, with no other lifeforms is the ONLY place capable of holding such monstrous beasts, to have the fight here on Earth would be absolutely devastating to mankind, the force and magnitude would inevitably wipe out at least 99% of life, probably more.

                The Fight:
                Round 1: Both Tye Fields meet dead center of the ring approximately 1.8 seconds into the fight. A murderous stare-down follows - a stare-down so deadly I remind you that for any mortal man would be like staring into the eyes of Medusa causing all internal organs to shut down, followed by violent seizures and vomiting blood until death. Both Tye's circle each other like two Lions eager to strike their prey. After 45 seconds of each Godlike man waiting for the other one to make their move, the Original Tye Fields(1) throws a vicious jab, only to be blocked by the cloned Tye Fields(2). Tye Fields(2) counters with a left hook to the body which was a fatal mistake - Original Tye Fields anticipated this very move and strikes Tye Fields(2) on the temple with a shot so powerful, an explosion equivalent to 900,000,000,000,000,000 X the blast of the most powerful nuclear bomb known to man erupts, which blows up the Moon, Earth, Mars, and the entire solar system.

                How could that be? You see, Tye Fields is a God. A God knows everything (past, present and future). Tye Fields knew in advance that he would be cloned and would eventually fight himself. Only Tye Fields knows himself, therefor, the original Tye Fields knew exactly what he would do in advance. Thats how he was able to dodge the body shot and to counter with the catastrophic KO.

                Conclusion: Tye Fields KO 1
                i rebutt this whole hypothesis. In short terms: 1/1 equals 1...anything divided by itself equals 1...Tye Fields/Tye Fields equals 1...they both KO eachother with powerful slow round ass hooks and kill each other...

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                • jcarr71
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                  #9
                  The US government tried this once in Hiroshima Japan using future time machine technology as well as cloning technology. Here is the only known picture:






























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                  • ElGranLuchador
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by natas206
                    This is a philosophical question that Socrates and Plato would commit suicide over.

                    The entire science community would be in chaos. In fact, Stephen Hawkings has been working on the various probabilities for the last 6 years now. He's a ****in mess and has threatened to take his life on numerous occasions as a result, however he hasn't figured out how to pull the trigger yet.

                    First, let us assume that science could successfully clone Tye Fields.
                    Second, we must also assume that the cloned Tye Fields would have the exact same living experiences/environment to assure that the brain and thoughts would also be identical to the original version.
                    Third, we must also assume for arguments sake that Don King also is cloned because only two identical super promoters could possibly put together a fight of two super identical fighters.

                    The Venue: The Moon. A planet, with no other lifeforms is the ONLY place capable of holding such monstrous beasts, to have the fight here on Earth would be absolutely devastating to mankind, the force and magnitude would inevitably wipe out at least 99% of life, probably more.

                    The Fight:
                    Round 1: Both Tye Fields meet dead center of the ring approximately 1.8 seconds into the fight. A murderous stare-down follows - a stare-down so deadly I remind you that for any mortal man would be like staring into the eyes of Medusa causing all internal organs to shut down, followed by violent seizures and vomiting blood until death. Both Tye's circle each other like two Lions eager to strike their prey. After 45 seconds of each Godlike man waiting for the other one to make their move, the Original Tye Fields(1) throws a vicious jab, only to be blocked by the cloned Tye Fields(2). Tye Fields(2) counters with a left hook to the body which was a fatal mistake - Original Tye Fields anticipated this very move and strikes Tye Fields(2) on the temple with a shot so powerful, an explosion equivalent to 900,000,000,000,000,000 X the blast of the most powerful nuclear bomb known to man erupts, which blows up the Moon, Earth, Mars, and the entire solar system.

                    How could that be? You see, Tye Fields is a God. A God knows everything (past, present and future). Tye Fields knew in advance that he would be cloned and would eventually fight himself. Only Tye Fields knows himself, therefor, the original Tye Fields knew exactly what he would do in advance. Thats how he was able to dodge the body shot and to counter with the catastrophic KO.

                    Conclusion: Tye Fields KO 1
                    lulz this one is even better than the kawaghi vs fields one

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