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  • tyson
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    #41
    Originally posted by Burner
    I notice I randomingly speed bag certain things.
    Like female jugs?

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      #42
      Quick anecdote on the topic: I was in my office building not too long ago and I was pretending I was Wlad Klitschko and throwing out the stiff jab like he has, while I was in the elevator. As the doors were opening, I was still pumping the jab when this chick I was trying to hook up with was right there!..She gave me a weird look and just walked by....

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      • NeXt In Line
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        #43
        Haha, ree****, you read my mind, this happens to me ALL THE TIME.

        Swear to God (no pun) I was in church with my mom the other day and I started to shadowbox the pews in the church, and she goes "Please, not in church" and I'm like "God...or Allah is fan of MANY boxers!"

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        • tyson
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          #44
          Originally posted by BostonGuy
          Quick anecdote on the topic: I was in my office building not too long ago and I was pretending I was Wlad Klitschko and throwing out the stiff jab like he has, while I was in the elevator. As the doors were opening, I was still pumping the jab when this chick I was trying to hook up with was right there!..She gave me a weird look and just walked by....


          I have a friend that used to shadowbox in front of people.

          One day his girlfriend had a friend coming over, a girl he had never met.
          They sat down in the couch, and his girlfriend went into the kitchen to get her something to drink.

          When she got back to the living-room, there was no more friend.
          A quick glance at my friend later, and she had figured it all out...

          My friend had being playing around as usual, but this time he had smashed his elbow in her face.

          A broken nose and two black eyes is what you get for being a stuck-up *****

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            #45
            Originally posted by tyson


            I have a friend that used to shadowbox in front of people.

            One day his girlfriend had a friend coming over, a girl he had never met.
            They sat down in the couch, and his girlfriend went into the kitchen to get her something to drink.

            When she got back to the living-room, there was no more friend.
            A quick glance at my friend later, and she had figured it all out...

            My friend had being playing around as usual, but this time he had smashed his elbow in her face.

            A broken nose and two black eyes is what you get for being a stuck-up *****
            Now that's a funny ****ing 'shadow boxing' story!...

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            • siablo14
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              #46
              yes i shadowbox at work when this place is not busy

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              • tyson
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                #47
                I usually end up hurting my knuckles though..

                The mirror can be awfully cruel at times.

                One time I hurt my hand really bad in the dressing room before a fight.

                I was shadow boxing in front of the door, at full speed during warm-up.

                Of course someone opened the door while I threw a right cross.

                Couldn't close my fist afterwards.

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                • Vladimir303
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                  #48
                  Great thread. I guess the majority of us are like this.....I can't help it either.

                  I've even made it a habit now using it in workout to work up a sweat shadowboxing using 4 minute rap songs as time limits. I go through 5 or 6 songs shadowboxing.

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                  • MikeBrew328
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                    #49
                    Yes. 24/7 in the house, I can control myself in the real world though lol. I'd probably be way more fresher in the gym if i didn't throw so many punches while im in my crib

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                    • NeXt In Line
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                      #50
                      I do it especially when I'm drunk, you get in that mood and just can't stop.

                      I occasionally do the Pretty Boy Floyd shoulder roll as well.

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