Joe Calzaghe vs...

[KnockoutTheFat]

Alright, since some of you superfans (I said some not all) think Joe Calzaghe is the greatest of all time, we're gonna put him to the ultimate test. Here's the match up:


Joe Calzaghe

vs.


Tye Fields

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Calzaghe KO round 1.



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[KnockoutTheFat]

Alright the poll's up.

[KnockoutTheFat]

And here's the scouting report:
Joe's Pros (no pun intended)
- Welsh
- blazing handspeed
- high punch output
- fastest person Tye's ever faced
- granite chin
- prison **** dance

Cons
- Never fought someone as large as Tye
- Contrary to popular belief, Tye is lightyears faster than Joe
- Him backing up Tye is impossible
- Since he has to make 200+ lbs., he'll look soft around the gut and his speed will falter
- The first prime fighter he's fought

Tye's Pros
- American
- Monstrous punching power; he didn't have an amateur career because he didn't want to kill his opponents
- granite chin as well; rumor has it that ten years ago that he pulled a Mayorga against Mike Tyson in a sparring session w/o headgear. The result? Fields laughed at him and KD him w/ a jab.
- Prolly the only boxer faster than Joe
- Master counter-puncher, most say he's better than a prime B-Hop
- Fight's at the Hard Rock Cafe; Tye's hometown
- Practices the philly-shell defense, Joe probably won't be able to land a punch

Cons
- Since his power is monstrous, Tye presence might scare Joe ****less and KO him before they touch gloves, leading to a DQ
- His only loss really isn't by KO; the first minute of that fight ended up w/ Tye connecting with a beautiful left hand, KO'ing the opponent cold; however, the ref felt the wind of that punch and ended up dying on the spot. The commission ended up fining Tye his whole purse and changed the ruling of that fight to a KO loss
- Tye must halve his shots so that he won't be DQ'd for murder