How to succeed at BoxingScene.com Part 2!!

[xcaret]

I feel an Asian chick avatar battle coming on.

I like em with a little more booty.

It will be fun...

good luck with that...

[DrewWoodside]

Once again, you kicked ass. This thread is spot on. The bible got pwned again, mad true son!!!!...!!!!! You should mention how using pwned flags and banana dance icons is a surefire way to win an argument. Also how saying plain and basic common sense makes you automatically correct.

[ElGranLuchador]

nice tips mate

[Mickey Gomez]

Once again, you kicked ass. This thread is spot on. The bible got pwned again, mad true son!!!!...!!!!! You should mention how using pwned flags and banana dance icons is a surefire way to win an argument. Also how saying plain and basic common sense makes you automatically correct.

Dually noted son!

[My Name Is...]

That was mad crazy son!!!! I loved da post!!!! I told yall MArgs was a beast. and that Glen Johnson was a mad straight robbery son!!!!

[Mickey Gomez]

That was mad crazy son!!!! I loved da post!!!! I told yall MArgs was a beast. and that Glen Johnson was a mad straight robbery son!!!!

Your Boxing Scene stock has just increased tenfold.

BTW War Zelenoff!

[My Name Is...]

Thank you Mickey Gomez, with out you I dont know where I would be.

[Mickey Gomez]

On ********boxing probably.

[boxing_great]

Struggling to make your mark on the world's biggest boxing forum?

Tired of making very few points?

Suicidal becuase of vicious pwns?

Bemused as to why people ignore you and your threads?

No need to worry anymore, "How to Succeed at BoxingScene.com" is here to ensure your internet life is nothing like your real one.

If you have already followed some of the guidelines from part one (I’ve noticed some of you have) you should be well on your way to Boxing Scene success.

Here is the second installment in the most important self help book since the bible.

Writing Style

Learning how to communicate properly is central to your chances of success on boxingscene.com, it doesn’t matter what you’re saying if you’re not saying it in the right way.

i. To appeal to your target market your writing style has to be inline with the readers iq. There is no place in Boxing Scene for eloquent prose.
A few guidelines:
Replace “the” with “da”.
Every “s” at the end of a word becomes a “z”, “pads” become “padz”
Words such as “mad” and “son” should appear often e.g. “That is crazy” becomes “Dat **** is mad crazy son!”

ii. Exclamation marks should be plentiful in your writing. Most of the users on Boxing Scene think an exclamation mark is a character of the alphabet, recent studies have shown that 8 out of 10 forum users think the punctuation symbol “!” actually means “good”. Put at least 45 in each paragraph.

Fight Deconstruction

Post fight drama is a great way to capitalize on your new found success.

i. If the fight in question was in any way close, start a thread that claiming it was a robbery. This is a classic strategy to imply that you know more than the judges. Some will argue with you (this is good) but ultimately your peers will be amazed at your superior intellect and boxing analysis.

ii. Immediately after a fight start a thread called “I told you so!! _________ is a beast!!) Insert the winning fighters name above. This sort of reactive strategy is your veritable bread and butter. By not committing to any firm opinions before the fight, you can adopt the correct stance after it takes place.

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