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The One Loss ******s have struck again!!!!!
2008 has been a great year for the one loss ******s.
Williams loss to Quintana, Diaz loss to Campbell and now the Lee loss to Vera.
To become a member of this group you must do the following:
i. When a successful fighter loses, immediately disregard any successes he has had up until that point. Any hard fought wins or excellent performances must fade into nothing, like your own boxing career. Like an autistic person who focuses on a light switch the background of a **** movie, you must disregard the main part of his career and focus only on the recent loss.
ii. Once a fighter loses, you must make noise about how he has been shown up, that he was always really a bum and you said it all along. Use the phrase "I told you so" at least 4 times in every sentence.
iii. If a successful fighter loses his 0, you must berate and ridicule any person who has acknowledged or praised the fighter in the past. You can use this to elevate your position as a knowledgeable boxing fan in the eyes of other One Loss ******s.
iiii. Finally, don't stop at just ridiculing the fighter, his fans, boxing experts and boxing fans. Try to be inventive and make threads about how his trainer is also a bum. Manny Steward is a prime example, disregard his hall of fame status, all of the world champions and success he has had in the past and ridicule him. If his fighter lost then by One Loss ****** logic he is a bum.
Membership to the One Loss ******s can be gained through constant thread making with the aforementioned strategies.
Williams loss to Quintana, Diaz loss to Campbell and now the Lee loss to Vera.
To become a member of this group you must do the following:
i. When a successful fighter loses, immediately disregard any successes he has had up until that point. Any hard fought wins or excellent performances must fade into nothing, like your own boxing career. Like an autistic person who focuses on a light switch the background of a **** movie, you must disregard the main part of his career and focus only on the recent loss.
ii. Once a fighter loses, you must make noise about how he has been shown up, that he was always really a bum and you said it all along. Use the phrase "I told you so" at least 4 times in every sentence.
iii. If a successful fighter loses his 0, you must berate and ridicule any person who has acknowledged or praised the fighter in the past. You can use this to elevate your position as a knowledgeable boxing fan in the eyes of other One Loss ******s.
iiii. Finally, don't stop at just ridiculing the fighter, his fans, boxing experts and boxing fans. Try to be inventive and make threads about how his trainer is also a bum. Manny Steward is a prime example, disregard his hall of fame status, all of the world champions and success he has had in the past and ridicule him. If his fighter lost then by One Loss ****** logic he is a bum.
Membership to the One Loss ******s can be gained through constant thread making with the aforementioned strategies.
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