Tye Fields vs Muhammad Ali

[ИATAS]

Interesting you mention that, the Red Lights of Death that effect approximately 33% of all xbox 360's, is actually because of The Tye Fields Curse.

Legend has it that Bill Gates had a business meeting with Tye Fields several years ago on various matters, one of them being Microsoft buying Yahoo. Gates had the ingenious plan to use Tye Fields to scare the owners into submission and to sell Yahoo to Gates for bargained priced. Tye agreed, but on one condition - Fight Night Round 3 features Tye Fields. Gates of course said yes and the meeting was over. Little did Gates know however, is what KnockoutTheFat already knows - the 360 simply isn't powerful enough to create a simulated version of Tye Fields. The systems crashed. So, Fight Night round 3 was released on the 360 w/o Tye Fields. When the news finally reached Tye, he was furious by this betrayal. He went into a rage, stormed onto Microsoft headquarters in Redmond, WA and what happened from there was pure and absolute carnage. 20% of Microsoft employees (most of them from India) died. No one really knows what when on in there and why Tye let Gates go unharmed. Some say Gates payed him off with billions of dollars. But what we do know is since that day, 33% of 360's fail and Microsoft has yet to overtake Yahoo and thus, the Tye Fields Curse.

[KnockoutTheFat]

[jawsmafia]

Interesting you mention that, the Red Lights of Death that effect approximately 33% of all xbox 360's, is actually because of The Tye Fields Curse.

Legend has it that Bill Gates had a business meeting with Tye Fields several years ago on various matters, one of them being Microsoft buying Yahoo. Gates had the ingenious plan to use Tye Fields to scare the owners into submission and to sell Yahoo to Gates for bargained priced. Tye agreed, but on one condition - Fight Night Round 3 features Tye Fields. Gates of course said yes and the meeting was over. Little did Gates know however, is what KnockoutTheFat already knows - the 360 simply isn't powerful enough to create a simulated version of Tye Fields. The systems crashed. So, Fight Night round 3 was released on the 360 w/o Tye Fields. When the news finally reached Tye, he was furious by this betrayal. He went into a rage, stormed onto Microsoft headquarters in Redmond, WA and what happened from there was pure and absolute carnage. 20% of Microsoft employees (most of them from India) died. No one really knows what when on in there and why Tye let Gates go unharmed. Some say Gates payed him off with billions of dollars. But what we do know is since that day, 33% of 360's fail and Microsoft has yet to overtake Yahoo and thus, the Tye Fields Curse.

****ing tye fields my 360 just broke and now I know why.

[Dorian]

fields vs Ali would be like Gatti - floyd

easy win for Fields

[K-Nan]

Tye Fields KO's Ali in the first while simultaneously knocking out an pluging fan man. The ring card girls all suck him off for the rest of the PPV, to make it worth our money.

[KnockoutTheFat]

As much as a force Tye Fields is, I actually think Ali could last two rounds.

[ExecutiveOutlaw]

Fields KO1 doing just this:

[supermandathoe]

Tye Feilds by stare down KO. The ref would ask "are their any questions" and Ali would say "Yes, why the **** did I get myself into this" he would run his ass out of the ring and Tye would get the victory.

[kadyo's]

Tye Fields doesn't even have to punch Ali in order to win because Tye Fields is greater that his punches.

[Phantasm]

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Tye Fields.