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  • Nautilus
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    Favorite Excuse Stories

    My favorite story is about Pacman, which I have read in this forum (so I don't know whether it's true). Allegedly Pacman had put on wrong sox and that prevented him from KOing JMM.

    What are your favorite excuse stories?
  • ChrististheAnswer
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    Mine has to be the Wlad-Brewster excuse. He actually tried to launch an FBI investigation,how unprofessiaonal is that.

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    • jabsRstiff
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      #3
      The Tyson fans always have a good excuse.

      "He was drugged", "He didn't train", "He THREW the fight"...

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      • abdiel2k3
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        #4
        Originally posted by Nautilus
        My favorite story is about Pacman, which I have read in this forum (so I don't know whether it's true). Allegedly Pacman had put on wrong sox and that prevented him from KOing JMM.

        What are your favorite excuse stories?
        me too
        that was one of the more outlandish reason ive heard
        i mean why would he buy some socks at the dolla store?
        but still Wlad-Brewster excuse
        that was krazee too
        but he didnt seem right to me either
        so im a lil in bewtween on whether or not he was drugged or ill
        but im convinced somethin was wrong with him that nite

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        • oldgringo
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          #5
          I thought the Wlaseline/Brewster stories and Pac story was funny. There were always conspiracy theories surrounding Ali/Liston and Ali/Foreman.

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          • Neuraxis
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            #6
            My favorite was the Wlad v. Byrd excuse. Byrd got pounded on for 12 rounds, KD twice, and he says his eyes were swollen because Wlad had poison on his gloves and not from the tremendous beating he received.

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            • jabsRstiff
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              #7
              I like how Wlad was given a poison in the dressing room....that didn't kick in until the 4th round of his fight with Brewster.

              I'm sure the guys who did the poisoning were ****ting in their pants as Wlad pounded away, with no apparent ill-effects, on Brewtser.
              they should count their lucky, poisonin' stars that Brewster was durable !

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              • Neuraxis
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                #8
                Originally posted by jabsRstiff
                I like how Wlad was given a poison in the dressing room....that didn't kick in until the 4th round of his fight with Brewster.

                I'm sure the guys who did the poisoning were ****ting in their pants as Wlad pounded away, with no apparent ill-effects, on Brewtser.
                they should count their lucky, poisonin' stars that Brewster was durable !
                While I don't think that he was poisoned you could that he was exhausted before the 4th round.

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                • Nautilus
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ChrististheAnswer
                  Mine has to be the Wlad-Brewster excuse. He actually tried to launch an FBI investigation,how unprofessiaonal is that.

                  I think rational or irrational are more appropriate words. I do not think they have launched the FBI investigation on the grounds of having just a "feeling" that something had gone wrong. That would have been irrational. The missing probes and abnormal blood tests justify their actions.

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                  • Sweet Dick Willy
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Nautilus
                    My favorite story is about Pacman, which I have read in this forum (so I don't know whether it's true). Allegedly Pacman had put on wrong sox and that prevented him from KOing JMM.

                    What are your favorite excuse stories?
                    Vinny Paz has the greatest excuse of all time.

                    After he got owned by Roy Jones, he said the reason he lost every round and got KTFOd was because "I mistimed my cappucino high."

                    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

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