So this guy tells me if Kimbo boxed Klitschko - He'd knock em out

**moofo** · 03-01-2008, 12:46 AM

Originally posted by reedickyaluss

I had a few friends come over to watch the Litzau fight... this kid is telling me , yeah my boy was showing me all these kimbo fights.... and hes like.. yeah, he called out klitschko to a boxing match... Im like? Wlad would ICE that mother****er.... hes like nah man... Kimbo is NUTS, that fight wouldnt last 3 rounds....

He wasnt even talking about his 2 fights in mma.. he was talkin about the fights in the backyards... those street fights... im like you cant possibly compare a street brawler who knocked a bouncer out... to a heavyweight champion...

Im like Kimbo can punch sure... After 3 rounds, that dude cant even move hes so tired... Wlad has movement, timing, defense, technical skills, power, stamina, he has EVERYTHING over kimbo... and I gaurantee you, if you were to hook up a sensitivity belt to a heavybag... Wlad would punch WAY harder then Kimbo by a LONG SHOT...

Im like if wlad went and fought a cage match, them maybe yea, but if kimbo got in the boxing ring with wlad... its over im telling you... hes like "nah man..."

What irritated me even more, was myself for even arguing the fact that Kimbo slice would get in the ring with Wlad and knock him out... but this dude just didnt care... his exact words - "it doesnt matter dude... kimbo is on crack"

I stopped after that comment...

Me: "k........................."

him: "im telling ya, if that fight ever gets made, im puttin some money on that"

I stood up and said.. "SOLD!..."

Yeah but you believe Roy was HW Champ of the world.
You are as ****** as your friend.....
People in glass houses should not throw stones.

**WLAD OWNS** · 03-01-2008, 12:47 AM

Kimbo is a Beast dawg...that cracka ass whiteboy Wladdy ain't got no chance...my boy Kimbo up in dis house dawg, he would KO whiteboy no problem yo......Kimbo is the ****, he is a pimp, straight up dawg.

**THE REED** · 03-01-2008, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by WLAD OWNS

Kimbo is a Beast dawg...that cracka ass whiteboy Wladdy ain't got no chance...my boy Kimbo up in dis house dawg, he would KO whiteboy no problem yo......Kimbo is the ****, he is a pimp, straight up dawg.

Lifestyle FLASHY!

**Lucky13** · 03-01-2008, 12:52 AM

I would love to see Wlad beat this worthless human being.

**Mr. Philadel** · 03-01-2008, 12:53 AM

Wlad's jab aka "his personal security" wont allow Kimbo to get inside and do what he does best! After Kimbo becomes frustrated after 3 rounds Dr. Wlad will prescribe the right hand aka "the Ukranian sleepin pill" for Mr. Slice's technical dissadvantages!

**2501** · 03-01-2008, 12:53 AM

you should have given him some red K.

**THE REED** · 03-01-2008, 12:54 AM

Originally posted by moofo

Yeah but you believe Roy was HW Champ of the world.
You are as ****** as your friend.....
People in glass houses should not throw stones.

The love is in the air tonight..

**moofo** · 03-01-2008, 12:55 AM

Kimbo has beaten 2 40+ yr old guys......who cares?
Just the losers who think Youtube ***** fights are class....
If this yellow-teethed chump dares to meet anyone with an ounce of heart with skill under the age of 35...he goes to sleepy village.

**Jim Jeffries** · 03-01-2008, 01:30 AM

Originally posted by SekondzOut

Wlad's jab aka "his personal security" wont allow Kimbo to get inside and do what he does best! After Kimbo becomes frustrated after 3 rounds Dr. Wlad will prescribe the right hand aka "the Ukranian sleepin pill" for Mr. Slice's technical dissadvantages!

Damn, that sh$% was pretty damn poetic.

So this guy tells me if Kimbo boxed Klitschko - He'd knock em out