Sven Ottke knocked out by his wife !!!!!

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  • Degsy
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    Sven Ottke knocked out by his wife !!!!!

    I'm sure this is just some fellow Sven hater making it up, I'd think I'd laugh my **** off if it were true!!!! lol

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    Sven Ottke is lined up to fight fellow comebacker Dariusz "The Tiger" Michalczewski, the tough light heavyweight who enjoyed a long title reign and was repeatedly ducked by Roy Jones, Jr. Ottke is very direct about why he is returning to the ring: he needs the money. He has recently gotten out of a very expensive divorce with his ex-wife Gabi, who incidentally knocked him out! That's right: Ottke's wife decked him and put him on the floor. One wonders if Ottke's defensive style hasn't been shielding a glass chin all along.

    Both Ottke and Michalczewski remain popular in Germany, so there is little doubt a fight between them will rake in the Euros. Michalczewski is bigger, tougher, and stronger. Also, his fighting style both ages and gathers rust better than Ottke's: defensive technicians need to stay tuned up to be effective. Finally, Michalczewski is backed by powerful German promoters too, so if the Tiger can catch the Robber, maybe we will finally see Sven Ottke get the whomping he has richly deserved for more than a decade. However, one big fight does not rebuild a fortune, so unfortunately boxing fans will probably be saddled with a handful of Ottke robberies after Michalczewski gets done with him. So long as the pacifist Germans pay to see their creampuff win stinky decisions, it looks like he simply won't go away
  • Degsy
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    She's got some shoulders on her hasn't she!!

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    • BostonGuy
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      #3
      This guy's the biggest mockery in boxing history
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      Last edited by BostonGuy; 03-09-2011, 03:15 AM.

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      • Addition
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        #4
        In fairness, she looks like a cage fighter.

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        • Degsy
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          #5
          Originally posted by Addition
          In fairness, she looks like a cage fighter.
          Yep, I think forplay for that chick is five three minute rounds with 12oz gloves.

          Wouldn't it be funny if she really did knock the **** out of him.

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          • warp1432
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            #6
            No!! It was clearly a slip and then she was deducted for excessive bitching.

            Sven Ottke won 10 million to 1.9 million.

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