Is Anorak God?

[T-97]

Well, what do you think?

I think he is.

[P4PKING_2008]

Yes, yes he is.

[PATO 1]

hes been around as long as so why not

[sterling]

loooool all i know about this guy is his points lol

[Addition]

Yes. I have a statue of him in my bedroom to which I repeatedly wank to in my spare time.

[kayjay]

Anorak is real, god is not. So no

[-----------]

who???????

[Alec900]

hey,everything is possible

[PeROxiDE]

Read the bible, all God ever did was test people with rediculous scenarios, like "build me a boat" or "run through the sea". When God wasnt doing this he was smiting people, like the plagues of moses, St Paul going blind and bringing Lazarus back from the dead (might sound good, but think about it, in those days, they'd think you were evil and just kill you again, only this time more painfully. Thanks a lot, God, you ****sexual wankstain).

Anorak, on the other hand, although older than God (not yet proven, but widely accepted nonetheless) enjoys writing witty articles for the amusement of everybody here. These articles do not flood my house and drown my cat, nor do they send millions of annoying little bugs to eat all my food and leave me starving to death. No, all they do is make me laugh.

God: bad, too much bull**** to put up with.

Anorak: hilariously funny (occassionally).

So kiddos, I have successfully come to the conclusion that Anorak is in fact not God, as God is a pretentious little wankpot, and Anorak is not, although he can be.....sometimes.

[The Next Champ]

Are you guys serious