Favorite FUNNY Commentary line???

[Sweet Pea 50]

"When it comes to getting punched in the face, Povetkin is dominating this fight"

-Max Kellerman when Eddie was actually winning the fight with his right hands.

Damn, I missed that one. Funny **** right there.

[Gareth Ivanovic]

That was before Taylor-Spinks... hoping it would be "crunk".

Merchant should stop trying to use new language.

That's what made it funny though. You would think he would be one of the last guys to use that word.

[Slotff]

I love the way Lampley busts a nut when Mayorga lets Forrest hit him.

[WLAD OWNS]

Larry Merchant during Pavlik vs Taylor:

"This must be a good fight Jim, I already have 5 drops of blood on my shirt"

Larry Merchant on Paulie Malignaggi:

"Paulie floats like a butterfly and stings like a butterfly"

[Gareth Ivanovic]

A recent one that made me laugh is the Miranda/Banks fight.

"There's a big right hand"! "Holy Cow David Banks is half way out of the Ring"
Joe Tessitore

[warp1432]

"It's like a ******* going off! Miranda's punch completely floored Banks and through the ropes!!!"

Something like that. I found the ******* comparison to be awesome.

[Sweet Pea 50]

"It's like a ******* going off! Miranda's punch completely floored Banks and through the ropes!!!"

Something like that. I found the ******* comparison to be awesome.

Yep. And it was a pretty accurate description. That right hand was NAASSTY...

I don't know if any of you follow basketball, but Bill Walton has got to be hand down the funniest commentator in all of sports.
"What a pathetic play, by a pathetic human being"
"He looks like a eight armed ***embo Mutumbo out there!"
"Throw it down big man, THROW IT DOOOOWNNNN..."
"Rick Fox might be one of the greatest players of all time..." I was in shock for a second when I heard that ****. Then I started laughing so hard, my stomach hurt.

[Gareth Ivanovic]

Yep. And it was a pretty accurate description. That right hand was NAASSTY...

I don't know if any of you follow basketball, but Bill Walton has got to be hand down the funniest commentator in all of sports.
"What a pathetic play, by a pathetic human being"
"He looks like a eight armed ***embo Mutumbo out there!"
"Throw it down big man, THROW IT DOOOOWNNNN..."
"Rick Fox might be one of the greatest players of all time..." I was in shock for a second when I heard that ****. Then I started laughing so hard, my stomach hurt.

Yeah I think going to all those Grateful Dead concerts he's gone to has led him to saying funny and outrageous stuff.

[NeXt In Line]

After Taylor-Spinks, Lampley goes "The one judge who scored it 117-111 for Spinks, I think it's safe to say, should never be allowed to judge another big fight again."

Also, during Hopkins-Tarver, Larry Merchant was like "Somebody wake me up when something happens", and like 30 seconds later Hopkins scored the knockdown and Larry was like "I'm awake!"

[warp1432]

Speaking of Tarver vs Hopkins:

"Tarver was known as the legend killer, but the headline tommorrow will be 'Legend kills'"

God I love that line.