Whales are creatures that swim in the sea

[Degsy]

Have I ever told the story of the night out I had just north of Newport. Those women were scary as ****, and I've been to Portsmouth

You are obviously an adrenilin freak to risk going out at night in Portsmouth AND Newport.

A safer option would be to dip your **** in fish blood and put it in a tank full of Phirana fish

[!!Captain]

Why I thought about this picture when I saw the thread, is still beyond me.

[squealpiggy]

How do you get two whales in a transit van?

Take the M56

Joke only works if told in Manchester.