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  • F. Scot Patriot
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    Calzaghe v. Hopkins Predictions

    Oh Say Can You See... Greeting Fight Fans. Defender of Freedom here. Enjoying the strength and supremacy that can only be found in the home of the brave and land of the free. It is very upsetting that the Union Jack Houligans from the other side of the pond have decided to hype yet another cobble-stoned alley rat. Undetered by the brutal assault Patriot Floyd placed on the odd-angled face of the Midget of Manchester, the Houligans of Cardiff have decided to herald yet another protected kitten to American shores where he will most certainly meet his demise. It is unfortunate that Patriot Hopkins, who as a private in the Second World War carried Enzo Calzaghe out of Mussolini's Italy and to the safety of Wales where he was afforded the opportunity to birth a son, will have to enter the ring again in his advanced years. But fear not Patriots... as the son of Enzo will be shocked to find that the Mighty Bernard is not an American Reality TV star or a European male model, but instead, a real-life former fighter. Joe Calzaghe will surely be beaten and embarassed and forced to carry his royal ramparts back to his mad-cow diseased death trap, much like his adopted ancestors were nearly two centuries ago. Until next time... keep those red rockets glaring.

    God Bless America.
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    Patriot Bernard's stare melts Calzaghe in pre-fight introductions
    8.70%
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    Patriot Bernard's first jab decapitates Calsissy
    13.04%
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    Patriot Bernard falls asleep in round 6 and still wins by UD
    21.74%
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    I'm a Nazi Sympathizer
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  • ИATAS
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    #2
    100% truth.

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    • HappyBoxingFan
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      #3
      Originally posted by F. Scot Patriot
      Oh Say Can You See... Greeting Fight Fans. Defender of Freedom here. Enjoying the strength and supremacy that can only be found in the home of the brave and land of the free. It is very upsetting that the Union Jack Houligans from the other side of the pond have decided to hype yet another cobble-stoned alley rat. Undetered by the brutal assault Patriot Floyd placed on the odd-angled face of the Midget of Manchester, the Houligans of Cardiff have decided to herald yet another protected kitten to American shores where he will most certainly meet his demise. It is unfortunate that Patriot Hopkins, who as a private in the Second World War carried Enzo Calzaghe out of Mussolini's Italy and to the safety of Wales where he was afforded the opportunity to birth a son, will have to enter the ring again in his advanced years. But fear not Patriots... as the son of Enzo will be shocked to find that the Mighty Bernard is not an American Reality TV star or a European male model, but instead, a real-life former fighter. Joe Calzaghe will surely be beaten and embarassed and forced to carry his royal ramparts back to his mad-cow diseased death trap, much like his adopted ancestors were nearly two centuries ago. Until next time... keep those red rockets glaring.

      God Bless America.
      Not the Patriot again.

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      • BrendanWoodside
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        #4
        Originally posted by HappyBoxingFan
        Not the Patriot again.
        this guy loves america!! you gotta give him that..

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        • QuCongee
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          #5
          Yes he's back! LMAO!

          Great post

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          • HappyBoxingFan
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            #6
            Did Hopkins really save Enzo in WWII? That should be explored on the 24/7.

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            • BrendanWoodside
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              #7
              Originally posted by HappyBoxingFan
              Did Hopkins really save Enzo in WWII? That should be explored on the 24/7.
              I think that is highly debatable lure.. Given hopkins penchant for hating the whiteman it seems highly unlikely that he would have saved enzo..

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              • J90
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                #8
                This guy is gonna loose any respect americans had if calzaghe wins

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                • Phil McRevis
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                  #9
                  Unfortunately for Britain ...which the Thread creator forgets tae mention was that France , Spain & Holland declared war at the same time as the British were fighting the 13 Ex-British colonies in the land of the Indians.
                  In fact the winning had nothing to do with the ex-British patriots however it was the inclusion of France which swayed the tide.
                  Without the means to fight wars so many thousands of miles apart was the final nail in the coffin for the British.
                  So in effect the newborn USA was helped by a nation of notorious cowards who could never win a battle on their own and to this day are the only army tae have rear view mirrors on their tanks so as tae see the enemy.
                  And when wee Joe comes to beat Patriot Hopkins it will be a small sweet revenge for the tiny Isles of Britain.

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                  • BrendanWoodside
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Phil McRevis
                    Unfortunately for Britain ...which the Thread creator forgets tae mention was that France , Spain & Holland declared war at the same time as the British were fighting the 13 Ex-British colonies in the land of the Indians.
                    In fact the winning had nothing to do with the ex-British patriots however it was the inclusion of France which swayed the tide.
                    Without the means to fight wars so many thousands of miles apart was the final nail in the coffin for the British.
                    So in effect the newborn USA was helped by a nation of notorious cowards who could never win a battle on their own and to this day are the only army tae have rear view mirrors on their tanks so as tae see the enemy.
                    And when wee Joe comes to beat Patriot Hopkins it will be a small sweet revenge for the tiny Isles of Britain.
                    somethin for ya from a great scotsman--

                    It's ****E being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ****ing Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete *******s. It's a ****e state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any ****ing difference!

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