Oh Say Can You See... Greeting Fight Fans. Defender of Freedom here. Enjoying the strength and supremacy that can only be found in the home of the brave and land of the free. It is very upsetting that the Union Jack Houligans from the other side of the pond have decided to hype yet another cobble-stoned alley rat. Undetered by the brutal assault Patriot Floyd placed on the odd-angled face of the Midget of Manchester, the Houligans of Cardiff have decided to herald yet another protected kitten to American shores where he will most certainly meet his demise. It is unfortunate that Patriot Hopkins, who as a private in the Second World War carried Enzo Calzaghe out of Mussolini's Italy and to the safety of Wales where he was afforded the opportunity to birth a son, will have to enter the ring again in his advanced years. But fear not Patriots... as the son of Enzo will be shocked to find that the Mighty Bernard is not an American Reality TV star or a European male model, but instead, a real-life former fighter. Joe Calzaghe will surely be beaten and embarassed and forced to carry his royal ramparts back to his mad-cow diseased death trap, much like his adopted ancestors were nearly two centuries ago. Until next time... keep those red rockets glaring.
God Bless America.
God Bless America.
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