Tannoy:' Ladies and gentlemen Twinky's have gone down 10 cents today, happy shopping, you have a good day now, God bless America .'
Shopper : Damn, 10 cents. Only in America baby can we get such sweet deals. Land of the free baby, Land of the mutha****in free. You wouldn't get this **** in I-Rack
a faint murmuring is arising out of 'the foods that will almost certainly kill you eventually section' in the crush to get at the coveted twinkies....it grows louder. It becomes a roar.
USA USA USA USA USA
Tickertape and balloons cascade down from the ceiling. And shoppers exchange high fives.
I'd be so ****ing disappointed if I went to the states and this did not happen.
Tannoy:' Ladies and gentlemen Twinky's have gone down 10 cents today, happy shopping, you have a good day now, God bless America .'
Shopper : Damn, 10 cents. Only in America baby can we get such sweet deals. Land of the free baby, Land of the mutha****in free. You wouldn't get this **** in I-Rack
a faint murmuring is arising out of 'the foods that will almost certainly kill you eventually section' in the crush to get at the coveted twinkies....it grows louder. It becomes a roar.
USA USA USA USA USA
Tickertape and balloons cascade down from the ceiling. And shoppers exchange high fives.
I'd be so ****ing disappointed if I went to the states and this did not happen.
If we got a deal like that on Twinkies... You would not be diappointed. "Land of the M'F' Free." I like that.
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