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  • Crazylegs77
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    Greene's Colon

    The colon excuse is BS.

    The large intestine comes after the small intestine in the digestive tract and measures approximately 1.5 meters in length. Although there are differences in the large intestine between different organisms, the large intestine is mainly responsible for storing waste, reclaiming water, maintaining the water balance, and absorbing some vitamins, such as vitamin K.

    By the time the chyme(food) has reached this tube, almost all nutrients and 90% of the water have been absorbed by the body.


    He said he was dehydrated for that fight because of his colon..when you drink your fluids dont go to your colon thats what kidneys are for and thats why you urinate. The colon absorbs water from foods you eat which is not a factor since hes not eating (presumably) in his corner between rounds.


    Not to mention he would be sick as hell if it was true, I cant even sit at my desk at work when I have a stomach virus let alone exercise..
  • robjr
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    #2
    the dude has gota deal with health issues... dont hate on him you a$$hole.

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    • Dorian
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      #3
      he got ****d by Miranda so it explains it

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      • Crazylegs77
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        #4
        Originally posted by robjr
        the dude has gota deal with health issues... dont hate on him you a$$hole.
        How am I an a$$ when I am telling facts? Its not a valid discussion? I'm basing my comparison from his interview on last Friday night fights and it doesnt make sense. I'm not hating on him. I think your hating on me.

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          #5
          do you replace the 85% of the colon that is gone with a tube or some****? how does that work?

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            #6
            Originally posted by crazylegs77
            How am I an a$$ when I am telling facts? Its not a valid discussion? I'm basing my comparison from his interview on last Friday night fights and it doesnt make sense. I'm not hating on him. I think your hating on me.
            so because green is misinformed as to the specific function of a colon, he couldn't have possibly been affected by the fact that his colon was so infected that it required surgical removal of 85% of it a day or two later?

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            • Crazylegs77
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              #7
              Originally posted by robjr
              the dude has gota deal with health issues... dont hate on him you a$$hole.
              Originally posted by postmortem
              so because green is misinformed as to the specific function of a colon, he couldn't have possibly been affected by the fact that his colon was so infected that it required surgical removal of 85% of it a day or two later?
              Hes misinformed as to what his body is feeling? He is himself who better to tell us.

              Im not saying nothing was wrong with him but I think they are exaggerating.
              What a coincidence he said he got sick after KOing codrington. Thats a looong time to wait before seeking medical help and before he fought miranda.

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              • Dorian
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                that's where his colon was ****in' up

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by crazylegs77
                  Hes misinformed as to what his body is feeling? He is himself who better to tell us.

                  Im not saying nothing was wrong with him but I think they are exaggerating.
                  What a coincidence he said he got sick after KOing codrington. Thats a looong time to wait before seeking medical help and before he fought miranda.
                  You don't believe that he was dehydrated? if he says it i am inclined to believe that, now maybe that has more to do with him coming down in weight for the fight but just because he is wrong about the cause of dehydration doesn't mean wasn't suffering from it.

                  According to him he did seek medical attention and they told him not to fight. But he didn't feel right in backing out of the fight so he toughed it out.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by crazylegs77
                    The colon excuse is BS.

                    The large intestine comes after the small intestine in the digestive tract and measures approximately 1.5 meters in length. Although there are differences in the large intestine between different organisms, the large intestine is mainly responsible for storing waste, reclaiming water, maintaining the water balance, and absorbing some vitamins, such as vitamin K.

                    By the time the chyme(food) has reached this tube, almost all nutrients and 90% of the water have been absorbed by the body.


                    He said he was dehydrated for that fight because of his colon..when you drink your fluids dont go to your colon thats what kidneys are for and thats why you urinate. The colon absorbs water from foods you eat which is not a factor since hes not eating (presumably) in his corner between rounds.


                    Not to mention he would be sick as hell if it was true, I cant even sit at my desk at work when I have a stomach virus let alone exercise..
                    I have personally suffered from the same condition as Allen Green, although my doctors treated me before I had to have it cut out.

                    He is not full of ****. You have diarrhea every day, you don't want to eat as much, and you have trouble keeping water.

                    I still went to the boxing gym every day, but It effected me alot. I had less stamina, and I had ALOT less pop on my punches. It is nothing like a stomach virus. You feel fine, but you cant perform up to par.

                    Its very frustrating. It took a long time to get properly diagnoses.

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