Had a chat with an aunt about Calzaghe-Hopkins tonight...

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  • !! Anorak
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    Had a chat with an aunt about Calzaghe-Hopkins tonight...

    ... she likes boxing, what can I do?

    I remember once, she liked Jeff Lacy so she used to get me to put him on discs for her as she didn't have access to SKY. In the middle of watching the Pemberton fight she turned and said to me (bear in mind this was the peak of the "90% of NSB say Calzaghe will get pwned" era) "He... misses a lot, doesn't he?" Why did my aunt notice something that not one of you "knowledgable" boxing posters mentioned?


    Anyway, I showed her Hopkins vs. Tarver to try and give her some vague idea of the guy's capabilities. Here's the way the conversation went (and apologies for my blatantly bigoted comments)...


    Me: "Yeah, so this bout looks like it could be made in around March."

    Aunt: "Do you think this Hopkins could win then?"

    Me: "Welllllllllllllllll......... not really. I mean, he's 43."

    Aunt: "So why are they picking this bout for then? Can't they find anyone younger for Joe to fight?"

    Me: "Well, this Hopkins is a Yank, isn't he? You know what Yanks are like... they're thick, aren't they? They think all Yanks are great just because they're Yanks, so as soon as he beats a Yank they'll think he'll have done something."

    Aunt: "Oh, right."


    Then we both watched the fight and fell asleep. Good old Bore Hard.
  • Orange Sneakers
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    #2
    Is it real?

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    • jabsRstiff
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      #3
      Anorak.....


      That stunk. Very contrived, & stale as a British meal. You are slipping, & it's a product of obsession & dementia.
      Switch up the material, cut down the # of posts, & you may be a funny guy once again.

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      • !! Anorak
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        #4
        Originally posted by jabsRstiff
        Anorak.....


        That stunk. Very contrived, & stale as a British meal. You are slipping, & it's a product of obsession & dementia.
        Switch up the material, cut down the # of posts, & you may be a funny guy once again.
        TRUE STORY, I SWEAR.

        Even the bit about us nearly nodding off. (I exagerrated when I said we were asleep).

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        • K-Nan
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          #5
          Originally posted by !! Anorak
          TRUE STORY, I SWEAR.

          Even the bit about us nearly nodding off. (I exagerrated when I said we were asleep).
          I believe you.

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          • jabsRstiff
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            #6
            Originally posted by !! Anorak
            TRUE STORY, I SWEAR.

            Even the bit about us nearly nodding off. (I exagerrated when I said we were asleep).
            I bet when you told your aunt about Americans being "thick", she produced wetness in a once arrid land.

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            • !! Anorak
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              She sure did... I had a good night.

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              • sterling
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                #8
                lol man bhop might lose to joe

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                • *2TOUGH*
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by !! Anorak
                  She sure did... I had a good night.
                  ewwwwwwwww

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                  • !! Anorak
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sterling
                    lol man bhop might lose to joe
                    How does that in any way relate to this thread?

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