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  • FloydNO1KO
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    #1

    hatton wonderland remix

    Mayweather, are you listening?
    In the gym, sweat is glistening
    I'll eat you alive - and take you in five
    Walking in a Hatton Wonderland

    Cheerio to the pasties
    See ya beers, no more Astis
    I'll rip off yer 'ead - and put you to bed
    Walking in a Hatton Wonderland

    When I get home I'm gonna build a snowman
    Then pretend that he is flaky Floyd
    He'll say 'wanna rematch' - I'll say 'no, man'
    Even though I know he'll be annoyed

    Mum and dad at the ringside
    Brad and Ang right by their side
    With Becks and WiIlis - they'll all witness this
    Walking in a Hatton Wonderland

    Here it is, the day of reck'ning
    Stars and bars Mancs are heckling
    You wobbled in one - but the ref was no fun
    Walking in a Hatton Wonderland

    Bloody hell, you've caught me proper
    In the 10th I've come a cropper
    I'm flat on me arse - and you're different class
    Walking in a Flattened Wonderland

    Now I'm back in dear old Blighty
    Fry-ups here still pretty mighty
    The Guinness is ace - and I'm no disgrace
    Walking in a Hatton Wonderland
  • !! Anorak
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    #2
    There's only one Ricky Hatton,
    he looks like he's stoned,
    when he gets pwned,
    walking in a Floyd KO wonderland

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    • KESSLER
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      #3
      Originally posted by !! Anorak
      There's only one Ricky Hatton,
      he looks like he's stoned,
      when he gets pwned,
      walking in a Floyd KO wonderland
      Much better

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      • Silencers
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        #4
        Originally posted by !! Anorak
        There's only one Ricky Hatton,
        he looks like he's stoned,
        when he gets pwned,
        walking in a Floyd KO wonderland
        I find this one better.

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        • SkillspayBills
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          #5
          Originally posted by !! Anorak
          There's only one Ricky Hatton,
          he looks like he's stoned,
          when he gets pwned,
          walking in a Floyd KO wonderland
          They are both pretty good but only one of the is true.

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          • starjammer
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            #6
            Originally posted by FloydNO1KO
            Mayweather, are you listening?
            In the gym, sweat is glistening
            I'll eat you alive - and take you in five
            Walking in a Hatton Wonderland

            Cheerio to the pasties
            See ya beers, no more Astis
            I'll rip off yer 'ead - and put you to bed
            Walking in a Hatton Wonderland

            When I get home I'm gonna build a snowman
            Then pretend that he is flaky Floyd
            He'll say 'wanna rematch' - I'll say 'no, man'
            Even though I know he'll be annoyed

            Mum and dad at the ringside
            Brad and Ang right by their side
            With Becks and WiIlis - they'll all witness this
            Walking in a Hatton Wonderland

            Here it is, the day of reck'ning
            Stars and bars Mancs are heckling
            You wobbled in one - but the ref was no fun
            Walking in a Hatton Wonderland

            Bloody hell, you've caught me proper
            In the 10th I've come a cropper
            I'm flat on me arse - and you're different class
            Walking in a Flattened Wonderland

            Now I'm back in dear old Blighty
            Fry-ups here still pretty mighty
            The Guinness is ace - and I'm no disgrace
            Walking in a Hatton Wonderland
            This one is great too!! Takes some time to construct something like this, to the tune. Good stuff.

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