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Golden Schlong's Take on UNDEFEATED
KONEECHEWA BIOTCHEZ! Last night I hooked up with this jessica alba looking honey brought her back to a hotel we found that had an indoor pool open 24/7! soon as we got to the room I said yo we gotta bust this a quickie, and we'll do more better longer "ROUNDS" after we get back from the sports bar cause theres no way imma miss this fight tonight. so of course a quickie never ends up being a quickie and we were late. as we all know most main events tend to go on anywhere from 7:00pm to 7:45pm. so i was freaking out cause it was already like 8ish by the time we got to the sports bar. and soon as we got there the hater bouncers STOPPED letting anyone else in cause the sports bar reached maxium capacity. so i tried to slip the bouncer $40 bones and he said no he cant.(dumb asss bouncer by the way im sure he makes like minimum wage).
so basically the chick i was with was pissed that we were out in the cold so she said she would wait in the car for me which she did and i SNOOK IN THE SIDE DOOR BABY!!!!!!!! so i got into to see the fight and Lacy vs Manfreezy was wrapping up. looked like a boring fight from the bars reaction?
oh yea when i was trying to pay off the bouncer some fat mexican dude who thought he was ballin and smooth told me , "YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS". that same fat mexican wanna be baller dude was pissed cuz he had all his money on HATTON!(karmas a biotch huh? ahahha)
and coincidently i ended up standing right next to him inside and he was crying and moaning and biotchin the whole fight saying, "THAT DONT MEAN ****, HATTONS FACE IS MADE OF CONCRETE!" when ever PBF would land cleanly on Hattons face lol.
This got me remembering didnt alot of you consider HATTON to be the "WHITE MEXICAN"????????????? LOL
DO YOU GUYS STILL CONSIDER HATTON TO BE THE "WHITE MEXICAN" even NOW? ahahahahha
Anyway we all know how the fight went down. I think it was purely bad assss. I was suprised Hatton didnt capitalize on PBF when he had him stumbling backwards off balance? WTF didnt he jump on him? He kinda just watched him fall backwards in shock or amazement and was like frozen???????
but after round 1 it was pretty much PBF teaching and lecturing textbook definition sweet science 101 on Hattons assss all night long.
I think like most of the people in the bar we was all amazed that PBF actually KNOCKED Hatton out.
this dude next to me said it best, "Man even with the ref stopping PBF Hatton still went down!" ahahahaha. IT WAS A GREAT NIGHT for all of us true SWEET SCIENCE fans! I jacked the UNDISPUTED poster off the wall and will soon frame it and hang it in my crib! for inspiration wink wink!
i then went back to the hotel and and went 4 more rounds with Jessica Alba 3 more at night and 1 in the morning before she left ahahaha. I even complained to the front desk about a wedding party being too loud and they gave me 1/2 off for my room rate! Cause thats how we do it here on boxing scene say word?
so basically the chick i was with was pissed that we were out in the cold so she said she would wait in the car for me which she did and i SNOOK IN THE SIDE DOOR BABY!!!!!!!! so i got into to see the fight and Lacy vs Manfreezy was wrapping up. looked like a boring fight from the bars reaction?
oh yea when i was trying to pay off the bouncer some fat mexican dude who thought he was ballin and smooth told me , "YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS". that same fat mexican wanna be baller dude was pissed cuz he had all his money on HATTON!(karmas a biotch huh? ahahha)
and coincidently i ended up standing right next to him inside and he was crying and moaning and biotchin the whole fight saying, "THAT DONT MEAN ****, HATTONS FACE IS MADE OF CONCRETE!" when ever PBF would land cleanly on Hattons face lol.
This got me remembering didnt alot of you consider HATTON to be the "WHITE MEXICAN"????????????? LOL
DO YOU GUYS STILL CONSIDER HATTON TO BE THE "WHITE MEXICAN" even NOW? ahahahahha
Anyway we all know how the fight went down. I think it was purely bad assss. I was suprised Hatton didnt capitalize on PBF when he had him stumbling backwards off balance? WTF didnt he jump on him? He kinda just watched him fall backwards in shock or amazement and was like frozen???????
but after round 1 it was pretty much PBF teaching and lecturing textbook definition sweet science 101 on Hattons assss all night long.
I think like most of the people in the bar we was all amazed that PBF actually KNOCKED Hatton out.
this dude next to me said it best, "Man even with the ref stopping PBF Hatton still went down!" ahahahaha. IT WAS A GREAT NIGHT for all of us true SWEET SCIENCE fans! I jacked the UNDISPUTED poster off the wall and will soon frame it and hang it in my crib! for inspiration wink wink!
i then went back to the hotel and and went 4 more rounds with Jessica Alba 3 more at night and 1 in the morning before she left ahahaha. I even complained to the front desk about a wedding party being too loud and they gave me 1/2 off for my room rate! Cause thats how we do it here on boxing scene say word?
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