ricky hatton facts

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1. Ricky Hatton doesn’t ask "who's the Daddy!" he knows!

2. Guns don't kill people. Hatton kills People.

3. Ricky Hatton has beat the **** out of so many people over his brilliant life
that most medical journals now classify him as a laxative.

4. Ricky Hatton does not sleep. He waits.

5. Ricky Hatton doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow
on steel.

6. The chief export of Ricky Hatton is Pain.

7. Ricky Hatton has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

8. The leading causes of death for boxers in the United States are:
1. Heart Disease 2. Ricky Hatton 3. Cancer

9. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Hatton allows to live.

10. Ricky Hatton died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the
courage to tell him.


11. Ricky Hatton and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had
to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

12. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet
for Ricky Hatton.

13. Ricky Hatton doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.

14. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Ricky
Hatton.

15. Ricky Hatton is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right body shots.

16. Ricky Hatton counted to infinity - twice.

17. When Ricky Hatton does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing
the Earth down.

18. Ricky Hatton is so tough that he sleeps on a bed of one nail.

19. Ricky Hatton doesn't go hunting.... Ricky Hatton GOES KILLING


20. Ricky Hatton can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

21. Ricky Hatton doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

22. Ricky Hatton can slam a revolving door.

23. Ricky Hatton does not get frostbite.He bites frost

24. In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls
are running from Ricky Hatton.

25. Ricky Hatton uses pepper spray to ****e up his steaks.

26. Crop circles are Ricky Hattons' way of telling the world that sometimes corn
needs to lie the F**k down.

27. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Ricky Hatton out.
It failed miserably.

28. If you ask Ricky Hatton what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he punches you in the face.

29. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Ricky Hattons' fist.

30. Ricky Hatton can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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31. Ricky Hatton once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first
45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

32. What was going through the minds of all of Ricky Hattons victims
before they died? His fist.

33. Ricky Hatton is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of
tennis.

34. Police label anyone attacking Ricky Hatton as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

35. Ricky Hatton doesn't churn butter. He body punches the cows and the
butter comes straight out.

36. If you spell Ricky Hatton in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

37. Ricky Hatton once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "****!"

38. Someone once tried to tell Ricky Hatton that body punches aren't the best way to punch someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

39. Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Ricky Hatton's warm-up exercises.

40. In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Ricky Hatton turned that wine into Guinness.

41. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Ricky Hatton.

42. Ricky Hatton doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

43. Ricky Hatton does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

44. There are no steroids in boxing. Just boxers Ricky Hatton has breathed on.

45. Ricky Hatton once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

46. When Ricky Hatton falls in water, Ricky Hatton doesn't get wet. Water gets Ricky Hattoned.

47. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big **** is roughly equal to 1RHbS (Ricky Hatton Body Shot)

48. Ricky Hatton house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

49. In honor of Ricky Hatton, all McDonald's have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Hattonsized.

50. If tapped, a Ricky Hatton body shot could power the country of
Australia for 44 minutes.

51. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Ricky Hatton has
been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

52. Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Ricky Hatton body shot.

53. While urinating, Ricky Hatton is easily capable of welding titanium.

54. Ricky Hatton doesnt shave; he punches himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Ricky Hatton is Ricky Hatton.

55. Ricky Hatton has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

56. In the beginning there was nothing...then Ricky Hatton body punched that nothing and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

57. Ricky Hatton grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

58. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has fought Ricky Hatton"

59. Ricky Hatton ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

60. If you Google search " Ricky Hatton getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

[demirturk]

man those are chuck norris facts lol !

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30. Ricky Hatton can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Nobody beats me at connect four my friend. Not even Ricky.

[Nacho_Analstain]

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Ricky Hatton lives in Manchester.

Ricky Hatton doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

Ricky Hatton has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

Ricky Hatton doesn't believe in Germany.

When Ricky Hatton is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Ricky Hatton once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Ricky Hatton can touch MC Hammer.

Thousands of years ago Ricky Hatton came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. its decendents now all have white hair.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Ricky Hatton pajamas.

Ricky Hatton doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Ricky Hatton is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Ricky Hatton does not swim. This is because when Ricky Hatton enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Ricky Hatton simply walks across the pool floor.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Ricky Hatton instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Ricky Hatton -kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

Ricky Hatton eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

The crossing lights in Ricky Hatton's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Ricky Hatton punching a pedestrian.

The Sherman tank was originaly called the Hatton tank until Ricky Hatton decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Ricky Hatton, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Ricky Hatton.

Superman once watched Ricky Hatton fight. He then cried himself to sleep.

Ricky Hatton does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

There is no such thing as global warming. Ricky Hatton was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Ricky Hatton doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
'Deep Heat' is too weak for Ricky Hatton. After a workout, Ricky Hatton rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Ricky Hatton can actually body punch you yesterday.

Ricky Hatton recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Ricky Hatton.

What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non- Ricky-Hatton-Division”.

Ricky Hatton once punched a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Ricky Hatton will liquefy your kidneys.

Floyd Mayweather once kicked Ricky Hatton's ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a punch to the face.

Ricky Hatton eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

When you say "no one's perfect", Ricky Hatton takes this as a personal insult.

Jesus can walk on water, but Ricky Hatton can walk on Jesus.

Ricky Hatton never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His opponents never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

Ricky Hatton was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

Ricky Hatton drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

Ricky Hatton once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

Ricky Hatton starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian *******, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

When Ricky Hatton goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

They once made a Ricky Hatton toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take **** from anybody.

Ricky hatton once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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[Ray*]

This is funny mate..You just lightning up my day...


N.B: To the Hatton Nutgugger that tend to read my post and twist it that isnt a dig at hatton please