Let's face it. You are a *****. That's why you play tough here, right? Right. And there are questions that you just wish you had the balls to ask a boxer right in his face but you can't. And you never will. 'Coz you are afraid. Can't blame you, really. I'm afraid, too. But I so wish I could muster the courage to walk up to some of them and just fire up something like this:
To Tito Trinidad:
So, Tito, how did it feel when you were given a gift over DLH?
To Pretty Void:
Will you cry when Hatton knocks the **** out of you? Or will you just go quietly into retirement, this time hopefully forever?
To Holyfield:
Who do you think is more shot? You, or JFK, considering he has a hole in the head, and hasn't been alive for the past thirty years or so?
To Tyson:
How does it feel to be a lunatic?
To Lennox Lewis:
Are you a ****?
To DLH:
My girlfriend wants to know what kind of lisptick and pantyhose you were wearing on those pictures. They are most feminine, and they are really you!!!
Any other?
To Tito Trinidad:
So, Tito, how did it feel when you were given a gift over DLH?
To Pretty Void:
Will you cry when Hatton knocks the **** out of you? Or will you just go quietly into retirement, this time hopefully forever?
To Holyfield:
Who do you think is more shot? You, or JFK, considering he has a hole in the head, and hasn't been alive for the past thirty years or so?
To Tyson:
How does it feel to be a lunatic?
To Lennox Lewis:
Are you a ****?
To DLH:
My girlfriend wants to know what kind of lisptick and pantyhose you were wearing on those pictures. They are most feminine, and they are really you!!!
Any other?
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