Questions You Would Never Dare Ask A Boxer!!

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  • tills9191
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    Questions You Would Never Dare Ask A Boxer!!

    Let's face it. You are a *****. That's why you play tough here, right? Right. And there are questions that you just wish you had the balls to ask a boxer right in his face but you can't. And you never will. 'Coz you are afraid. Can't blame you, really. I'm afraid, too. But I so wish I could muster the courage to walk up to some of them and just fire up something like this:


    To Tito Trinidad:

    So, Tito, how did it feel when you were given a gift over DLH?

    To Pretty Void:

    Will you cry when Hatton knocks the **** out of you? Or will you just go quietly into retirement, this time hopefully forever?

    To Holyfield:


    Who do you think is more shot? You, or JFK, considering he has a hole in the head, and hasn't been alive for the past thirty years or so?


    To Tyson:

    How does it feel to be a lunatic?

    To Lennox Lewis:

    Are you a ****?

    To DLH:

    My girlfriend wants to know what kind of lisptick and pantyhose you were wearing on those pictures. They are most feminine, and they are really you!!!


    Any other?
  • Verstyle
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    #2
    Ask Larry Merchant to say them.Bet that ****er would.

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    • Piggu
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      #3
      To Hamed:
      How'd you manage to **** up your life that bad?

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      • eazy_mas
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        #4
        Floyd:
        are you p4p fighter?

        Pac:
        I dont understand you, speak english

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        • boxing_pundit85
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          #5
          to ricky hatton. how many wins on your record are against legitimate boxers? (answer, maybe 2)

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          • medium-deek
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            #6
            To Zab:

            How does it feel to get soo many title shots and always **** up?

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            • Piggu
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              #7
              Originally posted by tills9191
              To Holyfield:


              Who do you think is more shot? You, or JFK, considering he has a hole in the head, and hasn't been alive for the past thirty years or so?
              Originally posted by medium-deek
              To Zab:

              How does it feel to get soo many title shots and always **** up?
              ThE 2 BesT QuestionS SO FaR.

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              • QuCongee
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                #8
                To Trinidad;

                Why is your left hook so weak and girlish??

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                • Silencers
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                  #9
                  To DLH:

                  What does it feel like to wear fishnets?

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                  • col Blake
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                    #10
                    how many times did Mayweather take it up the ass from his father

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