Your favourite NSB strawman argument?

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  • !! Anorak
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    Your favourite NSB strawman argument?

    A lot of people in here (usually the ones that >average IQ) love their strawman arguments.

    I always laugh when I get some bull**** like "You didn't like Taylor's fite against spink's? lamo, ur from uk, i bet dat u think hatten cud beat a prime tyson, lamo, pwn!" You see the logical jump there? No, I don't either.

    A good one I had the other day was when I suggested that Roy Jones of 2008 wouldn't be a threat to The Blow, just a name, what with him being severely declined in ability/speed/punch resistance, etc. So naturally, "ur sayen dat peter manfredo is a beta boxer dan roy jone's, lamo, pwn!" Actually, I didn't even MENTION Manfredo (a joke opponent for a joke fight) but you get the idea.

    However, my favourite ever came a couple of weeks back. Simply put, it was this: "I bet you're a closet **** who supported Hitler." WTF?


    What's your favourite strawman argument, the intellectual crutch of the mentally disadvantaged?
  • jabsRstiff
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    #2
    Originally posted by !! Anorak
    A lot of people in here (usually the ones that >average IQ) love their strawman arguments.

    I always laugh when I get some bull**** like "You didn't like Taylor's fite against spink's? lamo, ur from uk, i bet dat u think hatten cud beat a prime tyson, lamo, pwn!" You see the logical jump there? No, I don't either.

    A good one I had the other day was when I suggested that Roy Jones of 2008 wouldn't be a threat to The Blow, just a name, what with him being severely declined in ability/speed/punch resistance, etc. So naturally, "ur sayen dat peter manfredo is a beta boxer dan roy jone's, lamo, pwn!" Actually, I didn't even MENTION Manfredo (a joke opponent for a joke fight) but you get the idea.

    However, my favourite ever came a couple of weeks back. Simply put, it was this: "I bet you're a closet **** who supported Hitler." WTF?


    What's your favourite strawman argument, the intellectual crutch of the mentally disadvantaged?
    "Americans who prefer Hopkins to Calzaghe are always using expressions like 'pwn' or 'lolz'."

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    • Thread Stealer
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      #3
      "Vitali never really lost a fight"

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      • jabsRstiff
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        #4
        Originally posted by Thread Stealer
        "Vitali never really lost a fight"



        Have you checked the calendar, chief ?

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        • !! Anorak
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          #5
          Originally posted by Thread Stealer
          "Vitali never really lost a fight"

          Dude, you're getting REALLY boring. Can you post something that doesn't litter a thread with Vitali posts? I mean, the ****'s been TKO'd for three years by Danny Williams, let the guy rest in peace.

          And Jabs - ALL Americans say pwn. Daily.

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            #6
            "De La Hoya beat Mayweather"

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            • Fox McCloud
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              #7
              "Mayweather-Castillo was a bigger robbery than Ottke-Reid, Forrest-Quartey, Whitaker-Chavez and Jones at the '88 Olympics."

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              • !! Anorak
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                #8
                To be fair,slag, that ain't a strawman argument, is it?

                I'll give you a free pass seeing as you're an American and all, you can't help it.

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                • PeROxiDE
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                  #9
                  Apparently because I have occasionally reffered to PBF as GAYweather, I completely ignore his boxing skills and focus on the fact that I dont like his attitude, despite having said on NUMEROUS OCCASIONS, a fair few in that same thread, that I believe Floyd to be one of this generations very best.

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